Dick Dickster (2018)

Tim Russ: Sammy Davas Jr

Quotes 

• Dick Dickster : I got a great picture in me, if they'd just give me another shot.

  Sammy Davas Jr : On what planet? Nobody is going to hire you, man. They, they hate you. You burned every bridge. Dick, you couldn't get a job directing your own home movies right now...

  Dick Dickster : What about our investors? You said they were good for it. They had the money in escrow.

  Sammy Davas Jr : I told you to leave the producer's wife alone. Did you listen? No, you groped and harassed.

  Dick Dickster : I did nothing of the sort, I didn't... that's an annoying ringtone.

  Sammy Davas Jr : Hello. Hey, Ciley! What? They said what? No, no, no, they can't do that. That's not in the contract. Yeah, hold on, I'll be over there in a minute, just a minute. Sorry, guys. I gotta go. It's an emergency. Disney is fucking with my M-T.

  Tim Meeks : M-T? What?

  Dick Dickster : Meal ticket. He's got a teenager on a Disney show. He thinks she's the next Hannah Montana

  Sammy Davas Jr : Good luck. You're gonna need it. This guy, when he's drinkin...

  Dick Dickster : Are you whispering about me in MY office, Sam?

  Sammy Davas Jr : You just chill out and relax, man. OK? I'll catch you later. Nice to meet you.

  Dick Dickster : Go wipe Ciley Myrus's ass! Thanks for nothing, as usual. See what I deal with? I think it might be time to cut the old ball and chain loose.

  Tim Meeks : Are you talking about firing your manager?