Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Husbands of River Song (2015)

Rowan Polonski: Flemming

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Quotes 

• Flemming : You're the woman he loves.

  River Song : No, I'm not.

  Flemming : She's lying.

  River Song : The Doctor does not and has never loved me. I'm not lying.

  King Hydroflax's Body : [scans River]  Confirmed. The life form is not lying.

  Flemming : Impossible. This is a trick.

  River Song : No, it isn't.

  Flemming : My information is correct. You are the woman who loves the Doctor.

  River Song : Yes, I am. I've never denied it. But whoever said he loved me back? He's the Doctor. He doesn't go around falling in love with people. And if you think he's anything that small or that ordinary, then you haven't the first idea of what you're dealing with.

• River Song : Darling, in the event of a sudden meteor strike on the lower starboard decks, where would you say is the safest place to stand?

  Flemming : Meteor strike?

  The Doctor : Exactly here, I should think.

  River Song : Do you know what that isn't? A coincidence.

  The Doctor : Your escape plan.

  River Song : It's cheaper than a taxi.

  Scratch : What meteor strike?

  Computer : Alert: meteor storm imminent.

  River Song : That meteor strike.

  Flemming : [shocked]  How could you know?

  River Song : I'm an archaeologist from the future. I dug you up.

  [meteors begin to crash into the ship] 

  River Song : See you in four hundred years!

• River Song : Flemming! How are the twins?

  Flemming : Still digesting their mother, thank you for asking.

  River Song : I'm sure it was a lovely ceremony.

  Flemming : Oh, there were tears. And just a hint of screaming.

• Flemming : Is the gentleman here for dinner?

  The Doctor : Yes, he is.

  Flemming : Excellent! I'll have the chef prepare him immediately.

  The Doctor : No, you won't.

  River Song : Er, he will in fact be joining me to eat.

  Flemming : I was about to suggest that force-feeding might be required.

• Flemming : You need a head. I can get you a head fit for a king.

• Scratch : If I may intrude, your Majesty. The Doctor is a legendary being of remarkable power and an infinite number of faces. His head, I assure you, would be your crowning achievement.

  Flemming : Besides which, many of us on this ship would be happy to see his career cut off, as it were, at the neck.