Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Husbands of River Song (2015)

Robert Curtis: Scratch

Quotes 

• River Song : Darling, in the event of a sudden meteor strike on the lower starboard decks, where would you say is the safest place to stand?

  Flemming : Meteor strike?

  The Doctor : Exactly here, I should think.

  River Song : Do you know what that isn't? A coincidence.

  The Doctor : Your escape plan.

  River Song : It's cheaper than a taxi.

  Scratch : What meteor strike?

  Computer : Alert: meteor storm imminent.

  River Song : That meteor strike.

  Flemming : [shocked]  How could you know?

  River Song : I'm an archaeologist from the future. I dug you up.

  [meteors begin to crash into the ship] 

  River Song : See you in four hundred years!

• Scratch : I do not like surprises.

  The Doctor : Well, it's going to be a funny old day. Oh, boy.

• Scratch : If I may intrude, your Majesty. The Doctor is a legendary being of remarkable power and an infinite number of faces. His head, I assure you, would be your crowning achievement.

  Flemming : Besides which, many of us on this ship would be happy to see his career cut off, as it were, at the neck.