Every once in a while, a movie will come along where you have to admire the people who made it - for whatever reason they made it - and you have to ask yourself.
Why would they make this and who on Earth would do such a thing?
When your dinosaur action packed movie consists of 4 lead players and 2 supporting players and a budget of about $120, you begin to question the meaning of life - and of course, this unsolved crime in movie making history.
With the massive 120 $ budget, you can rent a smoke machine, a car garage with a metal roll door, 2 blue warehouse lights and a red gel which goes over a lamp to turn the light red . You also can create a mindless simplistic software program for 2 year old children and buy a silicone dinosaur mask and a painters suit and dust masks.
That should give you enough change back to buy the lunch for the crew and cast of chocolate bars and water and you still might have a bit of change left to get a coffee for the producer of this disaster.
Scary? No. Thrilling? No. Scientific? No. Dramatic? Romantic? Comedic? Adventurous?
NO> NO>NO>NO>NO.
You expect too much in life if you expect anything like that. Keep wishing.
It's abysmal in it's own and it;s entire design, production and marketing is laughable at best.
Why would they make this and who on Earth would do such a thing?
When your dinosaur action packed movie consists of 4 lead players and 2 supporting players and a budget of about $120, you begin to question the meaning of life - and of course, this unsolved crime in movie making history.
With the massive 120 $ budget, you can rent a smoke machine, a car garage with a metal roll door, 2 blue warehouse lights and a red gel which goes over a lamp to turn the light red . You also can create a mindless simplistic software program for 2 year old children and buy a silicone dinosaur mask and a painters suit and dust masks.
That should give you enough change back to buy the lunch for the crew and cast of chocolate bars and water and you still might have a bit of change left to get a coffee for the producer of this disaster.
Scary? No. Thrilling? No. Scientific? No. Dramatic? Romantic? Comedic? Adventurous?
NO> NO>NO>NO>NO.
You expect too much in life if you expect anything like that. Keep wishing.
It's abysmal in it's own and it;s entire design, production and marketing is laughable at best.