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Certification
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Sex & Nudity
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- Susan (Joe's mum) attempts to turn off a tennis ball machine (which spilled over), but then the class hamster (conveniently called "Gagarin") is accidentally shot up her anus (the low angle shot of underneath her skirt is covered by an image of outer space as the hamster is flying towards her anus) synched to "Also Sprach Zarathrusta". She moans in pain as the class and the parents wince. Played for laughs.
- Alfie goes on a zipwire. Just before he jumps, Mitchell pulls down Alfie's trousers, revealing Alfie's naked lower body. His bottom is briefly shown.
- Alfie takes his class to a strip club, where a one-legged woman and Stephen dance seductively, but neither undress. No nudity at ALL.
- A box full of sex toys is shown and they're used as weapons. This includes sex dolls, whips, face masks, a dildo, and anal beads. Brief and not very inappropriate
- While being lifted by a helicopter, a man tries to grab onto Alfie, only resulting on his trousers being pulled down again. His bottom is shown and his penis is briefly visible for at most, a brief half a second.
Violence & Gore
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- Would-be revolutionaries battle with police, but little harm is done.
- Brief fisticuffs are seen on a couple of occasions, and a well-choreographed fencing duel.
- Alfie accidentally stab's Joe's hand. Whiskey is poured over it in an attempt to numb the pain. He accidentally touches a cigar which results on his whole arm being set on fire. He then runs into a wall.
- Alfie's penis is bitten with his pants pulled up
- A man resembling Alfie is tasered.
Profanity
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- Language includes fuck, shit, twat, asshole, dick, motherfucker, dildo, and more. The slur retard is used once by Susan Poulter.
- Regular uses of 'Fuck', 'Shit' and 'Twat'
- A couple of uses of 'Motherfucker'
- A lot of sexual inuendo and references are made throughout the film.
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking
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- Magic mushrooms cause a person to hallucinate on two occasions. Brief non graphic and comic drug use. Wild berries cause digestive problems for one character.
- Men are shown drinking whiskey and smoking.
- A lot of people drink at a party.
Frightening & Intense Scenes
Spoilers
Sex & Nudity
- Alfie accepts a dare to teabag a swan, which results in the swan biting him. His (obviously fake) testicles are seen on the swan's head briefly from far away.
Violence & Gore
- A big fight between the Cornish Liberation Army and police breaks out
Frightening & Intense Scenes
- Terrorists are depicted which could be alarming for some people although the movie is intended to be funny (and is).
