- Jesse Katsopolis: Now before we all eat I have something very important to say... damn we all still look good!
- Stephanie Tanner: Where's me little sis?
- Danny Tanner: Well, Michelle sends her love, but she's busy in New York running her fashion empire.
- [entire cast looks straight into camera]
- Kimmy Gibbler: Whoa! I'm having an acid flashback! But I never dropped acid. I did take an antacid once. I must be having an antacid flashback.
- Jesse Katsopolis: in a bare knuckle fight elvis destroys bullwinkle every time cause he knows karate!