Black Mirror (TV Series)

San Junipero (2016)

Denise Burse: Elder Kelly

Quotes 

• Greg : We got a pastor coming tomorrow a.m., and then she's scheduled to pass tomorrow afternoon.

  Elder Kelly : "Scheduled to pass." Let's just call it dying.

  Greg : If you can call it dying.

  Elder Kelly : Uploaded to the cloud, sounds like heaven.

  Greg : I guess.

• [last lines] 

  Elder Kelly : Well okay then.

  Laura : Huh?

  [beat] 

  Laura : Kelly?

  Elder Kelly : All things considered, I guess I'm ready.

  Laura : For what?

  Elder Kelly : For the rest of it.

• Greg : I mean, they say you go crazy if you have too much. Never leave your seat, dissociate your body from your mind.

  Elder Kelly : [in a head shakey manner]  Like that doesn't happen in every senior home already.

• Elder Kelly : [affectionately, to elder Yorkie]  Hello, stupid. It's good to see you.

• Elder Kelly : [makes a cute old lady face]  Think you could hook us up to the system now? Just for a little while, before she passes.

  Greg : You can still see her afterwards. I mean, then she's no limits, full, fat, permanent San Juniperan.

  Elder Kelly : [makes an even cuter old lady face]  I know, but can you?