Archer (TV Series)
Double Indecency (2016)
Lucky Yates: Doctor Krieger
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Quotes
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Sterling Archer : I'm serious, Ray, I'm about to punch you in the face with your own fists.
Ray Gillette : First of all, you are a MEAN drunk on germicide.
Sterling Archer : It's Blue Curaçao, you dumb idiot. Giuseppe keeps it in the back for me.
Ray Gillette : Well, then, you're a mean drunk on Blue Curaçao.
Sterling Archer : I know. I'm actually banned for life from Willemstad.
Ray Gillette : Well, their loss. Now come on, put your money where your fat blue mouth is!
Sterling Archer : No! We're not doubling the bet!
Ray Gillette : Come on, don't you have faith in your man?
[they look at Krieger, who is dancing around the barber shop, pretending to do karate moves]
Doctor Krieger : Shoo-shoo-shoo! Shoo-shoo-shoo-shoo!
Sterling Archer : Krieger!
Doctor Krieger : [ignoring him] Shooooo... sha-shoooo...
Sterling Archer : [to Ray] I do not, no.
Ray Gillette : Well, I got faith in mine, 'cause he is lookin' muy Rico Suave.
Cyril Figgis : Oh, well, heh-heh. Gracias, amigo.
Sterling Archer : [scoffs] More like Rico... Not Suave.
Ray Gillette : He said, like a drunk jealous bitch.
Sterling Archer : I'm not drunk! Wait, I AM drunk.
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Ray Gillette : Cyril, you need any last-minute pointers?
Sterling Archer : [laughing] From you?
Ray Gillette : The quarry may change, but never the hunt!
Cyril Figgis : Hmm, let's see. Oh, here's one. Uh, when do I start negging her?
Sterling Archer : [laughing] Negging? Jesus Christ. What grade are you in? Why don't you try putting some Spanish fly in her brass monkey?
Cyril Figgis : Heh-heh, I think you mix it with mole's blood.
Sterling Archer : What are you - where the hell would you get mole's blood?
Doctor Krieger : [eagerly] Why? You need some?
Sterling Archer : I need YOU to get your big, bushy, Bob Rossian head out of your ass, 'cause we've got a bet to win!
[he looks at his drink]
Sterling Archer : And also, Giuseppe, I'm pretty sure this IS actually germicide, so...
Ray Gillette : What?
Cyril Figgis : Damn it, Archer!
Sterling Archer : Yeah, that's... not great. Although, silver lining, bet I could eat a whole big bowl of germs right now.
[he belches loudly]
Sterling Archer : Okay, let's go seduce this broad!