Paul Whitehouse: Maurice, Graham, Billy, Ray, Gary, Herbert

Quotes 

• Herbert : When I was young, I was taught that sex was the filthiest, dirtiest thing imaginable, and that you should save it for someone you loved.

  Nurse Liz : Are you a Catholic, then, Herbert?

  Herbert : I was indeed, though I lapsed a long time ago. But I shall be forever grateful to the Church. The sense of guilt, shame and remorse it engenders means that sex is never anything less than exciting.