Elementary (TV Series)
The View from Olympus (2015)
Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson
Quotes
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Dr. Joan Watson : We'd like your employee records and data.
Eric Frazier : With all due respect, this has got a pretty broad reach. I'd like our lawyers to take a look at it first.
Sherlock Holmes : Indeed. They might contest the invasion of privacy as being too ironic.
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Dr. Joan Watson : That's the sex blanket.
Sherlock Holmes : I have asked you not to call it that.
Dr. Joan Watson : Who is she, and what time is she coming over?
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Dr. Joan Watson : You want company?
Sherlock Holmes : No thank you.
Dr. Joan Watson : How about some ice cream? You know, it's stuff that people eat when they're feeling a little down.
Sherlock Holmes : I have everything I need right here.
Dr. Joan Watson : Okay.
[she gets up and starts to leave]
Sherlock Holmes : Oh - what kind of ice cream?
Dr. Joan Watson : I'll bring you a couple of choices.
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Sherlock Holmes : Agatha is not in love with me.
Dr. Joan Watson : Oh, then what's the problem?
Sherlock Holmes : She's asked for a donation.
Dr. Joan Watson : What, to an environmental group?
Sherlock Holmes : To her uterus. She has asked for my... issue.