- Homer Simpson: Sweetie, it's time I told you the facts of life. The world is full of priceless experiences, and I can't give you any of them.
- Homer Simpson: Marge, do you know how it feels when you have a man to provide you everything you need?
- Marge Simpson: I have thought a lot about that, and I have to say... no.
- Homer Simpson: [Homer gets a message on his phone] Aah! Mike just invited our family to spend next week on their on their private island!
- Marge Simpson: Wow, a whole week! Too bad the kids have school.
- Homer Simpson: Marge, please! Lisa's not gonna fall behind - and Bart's not gonna catch up.