- Valerie Graves: [Speaking into her phone] Is Andy there?
- Jeanette: [Over the phone] What? Who is this? Do you know it's Sunday?
- Valerie Graves: No. I thought it was "I fucked your dead daughter's cunt while you watched" day.
- Weird Neighbor: Your hair smells nice.
- Valerie Graves: My hair?
- Weird Neighbor: Yes.
- Valerie Graves: Um... thank you?
- Weird Neighbor: But I... I'm not talking about the hair on your head.
- Valerie Graves: Are you really gonna fucking act like you've never wanted to fuck a girl?
- Tina: No just not you!
- Cassidy: I'm pretty sure they have a cure for AIDS, but they're not gonna release it because there's too much money in keeping people sick.
- Valerie Graves: You're right. Just like how they never cured polio because the crutches industry was just a booming.
- Cassidy: Yeah just like that.
- Valerie Graves: They cured polio. And you'd know that if you weren't a fucking idiot.