- Rehab: So you didn't choke on a chicken bone?
- Johnny Rock: No, I didn't choke on a chicken bone.You know what I did? I'll tell you what I did. I got electrocuted by an amp.
- Josiah 'Flash' Bacon: Been done, Les Harvey, Stone the Crows.
- Johnny Rock: Okay, I died in a private plane crash.
- Bam Bam: That's Lynyrd Skynyrd.
- Johnny Rock: Helicopter.
- Rehab: Stevie Ray Vaughan.
- Johnny Rock: All right, so I, I drowned.
- Ava: Jeff Buckley.
- Johnny Rock: J*** C****. All the hippest ways to die have been taken.