Julie Walters credited as playing...
Mrs Bird
- Mrs. Bird: Well I believe you, Mary.
- [sotto voce:]
- Mrs. Bird: Actors are some of the most evil, devious people on the planet.
- Mary Brown: Are they?
- Mrs. Bird: They lie for a living.
- Mary Brown: Crikey.
- Phoenix Buchanan: [brandishes a sword] Stage combat. Level Four.
- Mrs. Bird: [grabs a nearby rifle] Well, where I come from, *laddie*... they teach you never to bring a knife to a gunfight!
- [cocks the rifle]
- Phoenix Buchanan: I think you'll find that fires plastic darts.
- Mrs. Bird: [fires a dart into the middle of his forehead] So it does.
- Phoenix Buchanan: [pulls off the dart] Whereas this sword - looks very sharp!