Dave Made a Maze (2017)

Nick Thune: Dave

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• Dave : I wasn't striving for anything. I just wanted to make something. And I can't sit on my couch and watch t.v. or think that the internet is going to inspire me because I'm fucking thirty years old. And my parents are still giving me money. And I bore the shit out of them. And I work jobs that I hate that I have to beg to get. Do you know what it means to be broke? It means that you are broken. That you don't work.

• Dave : Aah! Everyone are assholes!

  Harry : Is.

  Dave : Everyone is assholes! No, that doesn't sound right.

• Dave : Where's that beard at!

  Gordon : The beard's on my face!

  Dave : I said where's that beard at!

  Gordon : I said the beard's on my face!

  Dave : What you say?

  Gordon : I said the beard's on my face!

• Gordon : I can't believe you actually made this.

  Dave : Well, it's not finished yet. But pretty cool, huh? The interesting thing is that I started in the center and built outward like a seashell.

  Gordon : The interesting thing is that you got lost.

• Dave : Instead of trying to defeat the maze, we've gotta complete the maze!

  Gordon : We're not just going to do that because it rhymes.

  Dave : Well then, how about instead of trying to diminish it .. you guys help me finish it.

  Gordon : How about instead of rhyming .. fine wining.

  Annie : Guys, focus!

• Dave : I built something because I wanted to built something. And if I could just finish it, I just know it would... it would be great. It would... It would be great. Or true. Or real. And tertiary, tertiary, I might be responsible for the people that died yesterday - or today, I don't know what time it is. And if I am, then I'm sorry.

  Harry : Tertiarily...