Billie Lourd credited as playing...
Chanel #3
- Chanel #3: My dad is not my real dad. See, my mom is crazy and always thinks aliens are talking to her, and the year before I was born she started corresponding with this really bad man who's in prison because he's responsible for the deaths of, like, A LOT of people. And my mom evidently arranged conjugal visits with this guy and so last year I took a DNA test and I found out this guy's my real father.
- Sam: Who's the guy?
- Chanel #3: Charles Manson.
- Chanel #3: If and when the next murder happens, I need an alibi to prove it could not have been me... which it won't be because I'm not the killer. But no one knows when or where the next murder will happen, but when it does, I need you to be my alibi. And I can be your alibi too. We'll be alibi buddies... alibibidies... alibibi...
- Sam: I think alibuddies.
- Chanel #3: There's a murderer on the loose and no one knows who it is and if someone found out my dad is Charles Manson, everyone would immediately assume the killer is me... which it isn't.
- Grace Gardner: Hey, #5, we've been doing some snooping about Chanel #2. Did you know she secretly dated Chad Radwell last year?
- Chanel #5: What?
- Zayday Williams: I know, shocking! Can you believe she did something like that to Chanel?
- Chanel #5: Well, Chanel's a bitch who deserves whatever's coming to her. I just can't believe that Chad didn't tell me. I mean, we were dating too.
- Chanel #3: Chad Radwell? I dated him too last year.
- Grace Gardner: Okay, wait. You both went out with your friend's boyfriend behind her back?
- Chanel #5: Well, to be fair, we only went on one date and it was really weird. Like, he made me just watch him play with his knife collection the whole time. I mean, I still slept with him but my heart wasn't into it.