Abigail Breslin credited as playing...
Chanel #5
- Chanel Oberlin: Good morning, slits.
- Chanel #2, Chanel #3, Chanel #5: [in unison] Good morning, Chanel.
- Chanel Oberlin: These are my minions. I don't know their names. I don't *want* to know their names. They are known as...
- Chanel #2: Chanel number two.
- Chanel #3: Chanel number three.
- Chanel #5: Chanel number five.
- Chanel Oberlin: I'm Chanel number one, obvi. There was a Chanel number four, but she got meningitis. She was like, "I'm sick, I have to go home,"and I was like "No, stay", but she went home anyway and then she died. So another thing I was right about.
- Chanel Oberlin: Kappa sisters, someone is screwing with us. This blood oath will insure solidarity among us. We are all related now. Let's all touch bloody fingers as I read this oath. "Hail Odin, wise warrior, one-eyed wanderer. Tell the scenes your missing eye sees."
- Chanel #5: Wait, Odin who, where did you find that?
- Chanel Oberlin: I don't know. The internet. I just googled "blood oath" and this is what came up.
- Chanel Oberlin: Idiot, you don't get STD's from blood oaths. You get STDs from dirty toilet seats and drinking the water in Mexico.
- Chanel #5: Um, STD stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, which means that it's transmitted sexually.
- Chanel Oberlin: Does it look like the four of us are about to have sex right now, #5?