"Bob's Burgers" Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise (TV Episode 2015) - Kurt Braunohler as Logan

Louise Belcher : [to Bob] It's a joke. You'd never really hire Logan.

Bob Belcher : It's just temporary, Louise. Logan's mom was nice enough to find me a plot at the community garden because...

Logan : Because he gave me this crappy job.

Bob Belcher : It's not crappy. Don't... don't say that, but if your mom asks, it's... it's crappy.
Louise Belcher : This is a terrible idea, Dad. You've taken the only good thing about this restaurant: its lack of Logan and you added Logan!

Logan : That is not appropriate for the workplace.

Louise Belcher : You are not appropriate for the workplace!

Logan : You're not appropriate for your face!
Louise Belcher : [to Bob about Logan] Wait, you're paying this butt brain?

Logan : My butt does have brains. They're called turds and they're smarter than you.
Tina Belcher : [to Logan] So, uh, what do high school boys talk about? Follow-up question. Do you talk about it in the shower after you do sports? Additional follow-up question. How hot is the water? Does it produce steam? I'm asking for a friend.

Logan : Yeah, that's classified, top-secret guy stuff, so...

Tina Belcher : Right, right, right, right.

Kurt Braunohler: Logan