- David Rossi: What? I dabbled in my senior year.
- Kate Callahan: Oh... college.
- David Rossi: Oh... high school.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: How long was it before the start of the bruising and the kill?
- Dr. Paul Stumpo: Roughly 6 hours.
- David Rossi: Nobody has sex for six straight hours, not even Sting!
- Penelope Garcia: [Rossi calls her] I am yours, give it to me! Wait! Sir, I meant that in the "how can help you?"-way, not in the... 'cause you're super lovely! And I am on speaker, aren't I?
- David Rossi: Garcia, what can you tell us about the romance novel Bare Reflections?
- Penelope Garcia: I can tell you it's very popular. And let me see, typing and checking and typing and... it is way more popular than I thought.
- David Rossi: [opening quote] "There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror." - W. Somerset Maugham
- Kate Callahan: [closing quote] "Children are like wet cement: whatever falls on them, makes an impression." - Haim Ginott
- Detective Angela Pierce: Where does he find somebody like-minded?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: In Bare Reflection, Carson Bare takes Amber to an event called a munch.
- Detective Angela Pierce: Which is?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [Rossi takes out his cell phone and starts typing] According to the book it's a social gathering of people interested in BDSM.
- Detective Angela Pierce: Where the Heck do you find that?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: We should call Garcia.
- David Rossi: [showing his phone] I've found one.
- Penelope Garcia: Looking for past high-risk victims outside of Madison was completely ingenious because now we getting somewhere! I mean fool me once and all that, but don't worry, you're not going to be able to fool me twice because I'm a gonna get you...
- Aaron Hotchner: Garcia!
- Penelope Garcia: Sorry, sir, I... I am super pumped because I've used my complete and total bad assery-ness to bust and move through layers of local legal bureaucracy!