- Bart Simpson: We make a great brother-sister team, like Andy and Lana Wachowski.
- Lisa Simpson: Should we hug?
- Bart Simpson: Let's fist bump through a towel.
- Lisa Simpson: Works for me.
- Homer Simpson: All my life I always wanted to blindly follow someone, and I think you might be the guy.
- Lisa Simpson: Take it, Bart!
- Bart Simpson: You take it.
- Lisa Simpson: I gave it to you!
- Bart Simpson: And I refuse to take it!
- Homer Simpson: I've never written an eulogy before, but this time I did. Unfortunately, I left it at home.
- [Marge hands him a piece of paper]
- Homer Simpson: Thanks, lady.
- Homer Simpson: Who are you?
- Albert: I'm the founder of our little group, Albert.
- Homer Simpson: Ooh. Like Fat Albert.
- Albert: We never use the word fat here.
- Homer Simpson: Sorry.