Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Speakeasy Rider (2015)

Dan Mintz: Tina Belcher

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Quotes 

• Tina Belcher : Maybe Mom and Dad would sponsor a go-kart if it was advertising for the restaurant.

  Louise Belcher : They can't even sponsor their electric bill.

• Tina Belcher : Mom and Dad might not recognize us when we get back from go-karting 'cause our hair will be like this.

  Louise Belcher : And our faces will be like this!

  Gene Belcher : And our penises will be like this. You can't see what I'm doing, but it's pretty great.

• Sasha : [to Tina]  You'd be doing us a big favor if you drove the K.I.S. kart today.

  Tina Belcher : Kiss?

  Sasha : No. K.I.S. It stands for Kingshead Island Speeders.

  Tina Belcher : Can I call it "kiss"?

  Sasha : No.

• Louise Belcher : Tina, can you pass me a napkin? And try not to betray it.

  Tina Belcher : Louise, please pass the pepper and try not to crash it into the salt.

  Louise Belcher : Why don't you try to remember where that pepper came from? From here, from this apartment, from this family.

  Gene Belcher : So that's where pepper comes from.

• Sasha : [to Tina]  Want to take a little walk and talk? I have a proposition for you.

  Tina Belcher : I'm taken. Well, it's complicated.

  Sasha : Honey, if I was hitting on you, you'd know because you'd be terrified.

  Tina Belcher : Trust me. You're hitting on me.

• Louise Belcher : [to Tina when she decides to race for the Kingshead Island Speeders]  How can you do that to us? You're like a Belcherdict-Arnold!

  Tina Belcher : I was Team Belcher's best driver, but you didn't care if we won as long as you got to be the driver.

  Louise Belcher : That's crazy. You're crazy. Get out of that jumpsuit, get your water bottle and get back in the pit.

  Tina Belcher : I'm never going back to the pit unless the pit is a cool diner where teens hang out.