Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Speakeasy Rider (2015)

Kristen Schaal: Louise Belcher

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Quotes 

• Tina Belcher : Maybe Mom and Dad would sponsor a go-kart if it was advertising for the restaurant.

  Louise Belcher : They can't even sponsor their electric bill.

• Tina Belcher : Mom and Dad might not recognize us when we get back from go-karting 'cause our hair will be like this.

  Louise Belcher : And our faces will be like this!

  Gene Belcher : And our penises will be like this. You can't see what I'm doing, but it's pretty great.

• Louise Belcher : Tina, can you pass me a napkin? And try not to betray it.

  Tina Belcher : Louise, please pass the pepper and try not to crash it into the salt.

  Louise Belcher : Why don't you try to remember where that pepper came from? From here, from this apartment, from this family.

  Gene Belcher : So that's where pepper comes from.

• Bryce : I'll be winning the Kingshead Island Grand Prix when you're still figuring out which pedal is the gas and which is the brake. And the big round thing in the middle that steers it? That's your mom. Burn.

  Louise Belcher : Oh, that fart with a mouth? That's your face!

• Louise Belcher : [to Tina when she decides to race for the Kingshead Island Speeders]  How can you do that to us? You're like a Belcherdict-Arnold!

  Tina Belcher : I was Team Belcher's best driver, but you didn't care if we won as long as you got to be the driver.

  Louise Belcher : That's crazy. You're crazy. Get out of that jumpsuit, get your water bottle and get back in the pit.

  Tina Belcher : I'm never going back to the pit unless the pit is a cool diner where teens hang out.