In a Relationship (2015)

Nicholas Braun: Matt

Quotes 

• Narrator : How long have you guys been dating?

  Matt : Uh, what has it been now? Like, six days? Yeah... yeah, six days.

  Narrator : But you guys are dating, correct?

  Matt : Yeah! I mean, yeah definitely.

  Willa : I wouldn't say we're dating.

  Narrator : So what are you doing?

  Willa : Just... I don't know. Just hanging out.

• Matt : I'm sorry about my twin bed.

  Willa : It's okay. I just feel like a pedophile.

  Matt : What?

  Willa : It's fine. Just fuck me.

• Narrator : Have you never had a girlfriend?

  Matt : No. I mean, I've had... yeah, I've had girlfriends. I had one in like, 7th grade that was like two weeks and her best friend broke up with me at the water fountain. Don't actually count that one. You mean like an actual adult relationship?

  Narrator : Yeah.

  Matt : No. The answer is no.

• Willa : I'm really sorry I've been so crazy.

  Matt : It's okay. I mean, you haven't!

  Willa : I want to make this work.

  Matt : Good, so do I.

  Willa : Good.

• Matt : Why don't you just tell me stuff?

  Willa : I'm sorry!

  Matt : Just tell me, I don't wanna hang out.

  Willa : Okay!

  Matt : Whatever, I don't want to hang out with you sometimes.

  Willa : That's not true. You always want to hang out with me. Hey!

  Matt : Stop.

  Willa : Next time I'll tell you that I don't want to look at your face anymore. Okay? Next time I'll say, hey go fuck yourself! You're bothering me and you're an idiot.

  Matt : That's what I want to hear! I'd rather that.

  Willa : That's what I'll do. Okay, well stop acting like a pussy right now. Okay?

  Matt : Okay.

• Matt : I like her, but Willa's like this cat that keeps asking you to pet it and then as soon as you pet it, she just slips out of your hands and runs away. It's exhausting.

• Matt : You can never be inside someone else's head, you know? I guess you don't want to be. That's not the point. They're supposed to tell you what they're feeling and you're supposed to trust them.

• Willa : I think it's pretty cute that you made me a mix.

  Matt : Are you making fun of me?

  Willa : Yeah. It's like, the last time someone made me a mix was in 8th grade. It's sweet, I like it.

  Matt : You actually do?

  Willa : Yeah, I like it.

• Matt : With Willa, I was so close to what I always wanted that I built it up to be this thing that wasn't actually there. You know, you want to make it work. But you can't make it work. That stuff has to happen naturally.

• Matt : Does this friend of Abby's have a boyfriend?

  Owen : Dude, shut the fuck up. You haven't even met her yet. Just ask her yourself.

• Willa : When are your parents coming home? I want to meet them.

  Matt : Are you being serious?

  Willa : Have you never introduced them to a girl before?

  Matt : No, like... I just thought it was a little too soon. But, I mean, I would love it. So if you're down then that is just really good. Yeah, I think they're coming back next Thursday so we can do a little family dinner.

  Willa : Okay.

  Matt : And no, I've never introduced them to a girlfriend before.

• Willa : What's happening in here?

  Matt : This is a little mix CD.

  Willa : You gave me a mix CD already. Are you okay? Do you remember that?

  Matt : Not that one. This is another one. This is the extension of that one. I made a playlist of like 40-something songs and this is what I couldn't fit on the first one. Because you only fit like 20 or 21.

  Willa : Big Willa Style... nice. Mix #2, This Time It's Personal.

  Matt : This time it's personal!

  Willa : It's personal. Wow.

• Willa : Oh my God! Shit! I left my laundry in my dryer in the basement of my building and I don't want homeless men jizzing on all of my shit, so...

  Matt : Jeez, what kind of neighborhood do you think it is?

  Willa : It's going to get all moldy and stuff.

  Matt : Let's go get it!

  Willa : No, I need to just run and grab it. I just really gotta run. Okay, bye!

  Matt : Bye-bye. Um, I'll hit you up later.

  Willa : [outside on the phone with Clara]  Clara. Hi, I'm gonna come over. Okay?