BoJack Horseman (TV Series)
Brand New Couch (2015)
Wendie Malick: Beatrice Horseman
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Quotes
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Beatrice Horseman : The man sitting next to me was wearing a T-shirt, a t-shirt Bojack, in the theater.
BoJack Horseman : Yes a T-shirt, that is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone in the theater.
Beatrice Horseman : The T-shirt told me to 'Just Do It'.
BoJack Horseman : Here we go.
Beatrice Horseman : I don't know to what "it" the T-shirt referred, but I will not be spoken to in that tone by an article of clothing.
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BoJack Horseman : [on the phone] What do you want, Mom?
Beatrice Horseman : Look who finally decided to pick up the phone.
BoJack Horseman : Do you need more blood?
Beatrice Horseman : I don't need blood. I read your book, BoJack.
BoJack Horseman : Oh.
Beatrice Horseman : It takes a real narcissist to think anyone wants to buy a book about him. You know how I feel about Anne Frank.
BoJack Horseman : That was a diary.
Beatrice Horseman : I read the parts about me. The things I've... said to you.
[sighs]
Beatrice Horseman : You must think I'm a real monster.
BoJack Horseman : Mom...
Beatrice Horseman : I don't wanna fight you, BoJack. I just wanted to tell you I know. I know you wanna be happy, but you won't be and... I'm sorry.
BoJack Horseman : What?
Beatrice Horseman : It's not just you, you know. Your father and I, we... Well... you come by it honestly. The ugliness inside you. You were born broken. That's your birthright. And now you can fill your life with projects, your books, and your movies, and your little girlfriends...
[sighs]
Beatrice Horseman : ... but it won't make ya whole. You're BoJack Horseman. And no cure for that. Anyway, do you remember who directed "The Philadelphia Story"? 5 letters, second letter "U".
BoJack Horseman : [pause] Lubitch?
Beatrice Horseman : [sighs] No, BoJack. Goodbye.