Felicia Day credited as playing...
Dark Charlie • Charlie Bradbury
- Charlie Bradbury: I forgive you Dean.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah well, I don't.
- Charlie Bradbury: I know, kinda your move.
- Charlie Bradbury: There's no going back to Oz. And with the wizard gone, Dorothy will be fine.
- Sam Winchester: So, does this mean no more adventure?
- Charlie Bradbury: I think we have all the adventure we can handle right here.
- Dean Winchester: Charlie, lets talk about this.
- Dark Charlie: You Winchester boys and your talk. Blah blah blah repressed feelings. Blah blah blah passive aggression.
- Light Charlie: Let me just tell you being good is really annoying. Normally at a place like this, I'd be pounding Harvey Wallbangers and checking out the bartender's ass.
- [sighs]
- Light Charlie: Now all I wanna do is sip club sodas and send her to college.
- Dean Winchester: What the hell happened to you in Oz?
- Dark Charlie: Everything I wanted. An adventure. Even got my own little sword.
- Sam Winchester: We are going to fix this. I'm not letting what happened to me happen to you.
- Dean Winchester: But it's already happened.
- Sam Winchester: Cain found a way to live with it.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, after centuries of murder.
- Charlie Bradbury: Yeah well, there's one thing you have that he didn't. You're a Winchester.
- Sam Winchester: We need you to hack into Barbara's bank accounts.
- Light Charlie: I can't.
- Sam Winchester: What?
- Light Charlie: It's bad. I told you, being good is annoying.
- Dark Charlie: You know what I learned about being "dark"? It sets you free. And part of you knows that's right, too.
- Sam Winchester: After Baum rescued Clive, Clive came back and retired.
- Light Charlie: You can retire from the Men of Letters?
- Light Charlie: I made a deal with the wizard... of Oz.
- [Sam and Dean exchange looks]
- Light Charlie: Wears a hood and a creepy mask, kind of a jerk; good times. He said for us to win, I had to unleash my true darkness. Which he meant literally. He used the inner key of Oz. It opens a door to your soul and lets the darkness out.
- Dean Winchester: Listen, Dark Charlie-...
- Dark Charlie: Oh, grow up. There's no right. There's no wrong. There's just us... And them.
- Sam Winchester: So... are you...?
- Charlie Bradbury: Good? Bad? I think I'll just settle for balanced.
- Peter Harper: Please... I-I don't know anything else.
- Dark Charlie: I know. I'm gonna torture you anyway. 'Cause who doesn't love a little torture?