Fresh Off the Boat (TV Series)

Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon (2015)

Hudson Yang: Eddie Huang

Quotes 

• Louis Huang : Alright, boys. I got a surprise for you; New Uniforms.

  [shows a pair of shorts from the box] 

  Eddie Huang : Where's the *rest* of the shorts?

  Louis Huang : We don't need all the extra fabric getting in the way of our footwork. Come on out, Dave

  [Dave akwardly shuffles in] 

  Louis Huang : Look how free his thighs are!

  [grimaces for a second] 

  Louis Huang : And *white*; Looks like someone bleached a ghost!