Community (TV Series)

Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing (2015)

Jason Mantzoukas: Matt Lundergard

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• Matt Lundergard : You crying? You cry when I tell you to cry. So reabsorb that disgusting droplet of salt and bad choices back into your doughy body. And then call your mother to see if you can be reabsorbed back into her doughy body, or so help me God I will take that tear, I will freeze it, and I will stab you in the eye with it, you waste of a soul shaped hole forgotten by God.

• Matt Lundergard : [to Chang, during rehearsals]  I'm not gonna hit you. And it's not because it's illegal, and it's certainly not because I'm afraid you know karate because there is nothing about your performance that is believable. See, we only hit things, that effect us. I don't hit water, or old mayonnaise. Or the air after a fart has dissipated. And I'm not hitting you. You are the worst actor I've ever directed and I've directed both Wahlbergs!

• Annie Edison : And if you don't stop, your lead character is going to walk!

  Matt Lundergard : Lead? You play Danny LaRusso.

  Annie Edison : ...the Karate Kid...

  Matt Lundergard : The Karate Kid is about Keisuke Miyagi: an immigrant who fought against his own people in World War II, while his wife lost a child in an internment camp! Noriyuki Morita was nominated for an Academy Award for his performance! Ralph Macchio? Showed up.

• Matt Lundergard : [During rehearsal]  Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. I guess there are wrong answers. Quick adjustment, Ben.

  Ben Chang : Yeah?

  Matt Lundergard : Act better. Act better. Thanks. Annie, you're doing great. Keep doing what you're doing.

  Ben Chang : Can I ask about by motiv...

  Matt Lundergard : Keep me from puking is your motivation. Stop making me want to quit the theater and kill myself.