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6/10
A Must See
shawnblackman6 June 2018
A woman hides all her dildos and then decides to end it all by ingesting pills. After she passes out two men break in doing a home invasion. Things get a little weird from here on in.

A well done film which could have easily been a play since everything takes place in one room over the course of one night. It does get pretty crude and sick at times (golden showers, rapes etc.) then switches to people baring their souls, so it is an emotional rollercoaster.

The acting was top notch which really helped the overall dynamic. These are weird characters to pull off and they get the job done. The added bonus was the jazz score as sound effects in crucial scenes like the hammering of piano keys as someone's penis got bit.

You'll either enjoy this one or you'll think its just plain weird but a definite must see.
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6/10
Drama. Not Horror or Mystery.
payasoingenioso4 March 2021
This art piece is definitely a drama.

No horror. No mystery. There is some solid Good Girls-ish humor.

And I did not like the movie until more than halfway through its duration.

Even then, the plausibility is unacceptable. The dialogue would be excellent for NOT that situation.
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1/10
Pretty Bad
rotini-5258628 December 2021
Very lame torture movie...not worth wasting my time with. Much better things to watch. Sick bunch of people making this stuff. Grow up sickies. My God man.
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1/10
Tragic.....
mcjensen-0592418 July 2023
..... But not as intended. This started out with such promise too. The lead female's opening scenes/sequences was so convincing and powerful. She's clearly an enormous talent and it really gets the expectations of the viewer soaring. Unfortunately with the entrance of our two main male characters/antagonists everything unravels within a minute. The older of the two not only can't act worth spit, he goes way over the top with his role. The dialoge written for them is tedious drivel. While some scenes are designed to clearly shock and disgust the viewer, they just fall flat due to the atrocious dialogue. And what happened to the brilliant editing at the opening of the movie? It completely disappears into uninspired nothingness. Anyway, no surprises here really. Another promising idea ruined by terrible miscasting. Sad.....
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7/10
I'm a necrophiliac, but you want cheese puffs
Doctor_Enigmatic17 June 2023
This has to be said before all else; the entire movie when I was looking at Tommy, all I kept seeing was Dee from "It's Always Sunny." That made the whole movie kind of hit in a weird way. I think it really helped with the black humor that was sprinkled throughout tho.

So I'm seeing Sweet Dee and I think "The Gang Find Dee Dead." I laughed and watched as the movie starts out slow. The pacing and the structure of it... It starts with just her laying in bed forever. Spontaneously she gets up and starts grabbing dirty laundry and her suitcase. I thought, she can't be packing to do laundry, she must want she must want to take a trip without ever leaving home, and sleep in the suitcase. Sure enough ... That's when I knew there was going to be some real wtf stuff going on.

This isn't so much a horror film in the way Freddy, Jason or Michael; I feel the darkness and black humor does feel like it is up Art the clowns alley though. M Night used to be able to make good twists, and he could never have dreamt up half the surprises in store for the viewers. This movie will hit you where you least expect it, and I love it. Some of it hit close to home, some of it me made me glad I don't leave me doors unlocked, ever.

If you have your expectations set for it to not be some crazy horror setup, and more in the vein of an emotional rollercoaster, you'll have a memorable time. I defy people to not want to talk about it after watching.
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7/10
One of a Kind
michael-daniels-8452122 March 2018
This is not your usual run of the mill, "house invasion" movie. It is very different to anything you will have ever seen before within that genre. The scene is set with an attempted suicide superimposed by a house invasion. What follows is disturbing, comedic, and bizarre. You feel an uncomfortable witness to brutality and degradation, but the movie and tight acting holds your attention enough to see it though. It's an original and compelling movie, and leads us to question what our lives really account for.
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10/10
unforgettable psychological thriller/horror that reminds me of nothing else
shanestites23 April 2018
Can't recall another movie like this. the dialog is authentic. it's paced nicely. nice simple score. it is quite jarring. has some kind of underlying message, but i'll have to watch it again before cementing an opinion on that. this is as good a movie as is possible with a 50k budget, 3 actors, and one location, which is actually the lead character/screenwriters house.
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7/10
One of a kind, and totally weird
Indyrod10 March 2018
Just watched a truly unique film, I've really never seen anything like it. A suicidal woman, that has taken a huge number of pills, and close to death, is interrupted by two home intruders. One intruder goes to get some beer and crap, and the other guy takes advantage of the passed out, but not dead woman. She eventually comes around, so basically the intruders have saved her from dying. He does everything to her, including rape, but since she only wants to die, none of this makes any difference to her. The movie now turns into a "My Dinner With Andre" as it turns into a talk fest. This was recommended to me, and I did really enjoy it, although it is one of the weirdest movies I have seen.
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7/10
Quite a few interesting thoughts emerge
fredrikgunerius1 October 2023
This disruptive, provocative flick is structured like a crime-drama - a suicidal single resident, a home intrusion, a violent sexual assault and off we go - but writer/star Jacqueline Wright and the director named Adrian Cruz never let anything settle, never let you feel that you've got it all figured out. They somehow manage to elevate their seemingly simple story and arguably even simpler production values into a multifaceted dissection of morality, power struggles and various implications of sexual deviance. Jacqueline Wright obviously knows which buttons to push, and she pushes them to save her life (or at least her career), but from some blatant dabblings into exploitation territory quite a few interesting thoughts emerge. The interplay between Wright and Brad Carter, who plays the youngest of the intruders, is at times stirring.
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10/10
A Fantastic Suspense Thriller, With Some Great Horror Elements!
media-871441 April 2018
Originally I was approached to have this reviewed on a horror site that I manage. After watching it, though, it seemed to be hard to place it in any one genre, and especially horror. This isn't because it is bad at all. Quite the opposite, actually. This film was pretty much all over the charts. It has a lot of tension and suspense, moments of thriller, drama, and some of horror, but they are all tied neatly into a story that is very realistic. Overall, this film was really well shot, well written, well directed, and the acting is phenomenal. It is also very powerful for having only two actors for the majority of the film.

The story itself isn't really groundbreaking, but the portrayal of the characters and dialogue really shines. It's about a home intrusion that doesn't happen the way any of the parties involve think it will. The people who break into the house realize that the woman inside has taken a lot of pills, and passed out on the couch. One leaves, and the other is left there to watch over the situation. After coming to, she realizes what is happening and a lot of the film focuses on her and her captor in the house, and the interaction between them.

It's hard to say much about the film without giving too much away, but although this isn't an outright horror film, there were some great horror elements. One was very reminiscent of something you would see in "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre", and another notable scene involving a knife had some very satisfying cinematography for horror fans. Also there is the real life horror element that is the home intrusion and everything that can happen along with it.

All that being said, "Eat Me" is a very emotional film. It blends a lot of lines between genres, and in a very unexpected and unique way. While I wouldn't give it 10/10 as a straight horror film, it does deserve the rating based on the film quality as a whole, and the quality of the experience it provides which is nothing short of an amazing one, regardless of genre. For an indie film, this is a benchmark for quality, and I would highly recommend it to anyone.
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10/10
Go
lizziepeet12 March 2018
I'm not gonna lie..Jacqueline Wright's "Eat Me" is a tough film to watch...but not in a begrudgingly masochistic way. It is one of those rare films that takes the dynamics of a human relationship, puts them in a blender, and serves it as part of a five-course meal complete with a bloody rare slice of veal, bottle of Dom, and a slice of tiramisu to close. Wright's character Tommy has lost her will to live, and, when confronted by a home intruder with the question and relevance of her mortality, both perpetrator and victim are called to answer. The roller coaster that ensues is like no other, with acting by Wright and Carter as gold as it gets. Martin Carrillo's score adds an impending urgency that these two haunting humans need for understanding and redemption, and Adrian Cruz's direction pulls focus to the characters' plight and inner demons as a way to justify the horrific actions that ensue. It is a game of living. It is a game of loving, and, most poetically, it is a game of connecting to the traumas and childhoods that create us..that will help us understand..and ultimately heal. "Eat Me" will make you THINK. Live a little. GO SEE IT.
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8/10
Not really horror - but it's very good
mjsreg27 September 2019
I don't know why this movie has such a low rating - it is worth so much more.

Perhaps horror slasher fans didn't find what they were looking for, which is understandable. I would say this is more of a violent drama than horror.

Even so, this movie is intense as the two main characters have to face some truths about themselves.

The acting is superb!

It is a bit of a slow burner, but if you like intense drama then this is certainly one to watch.
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10/10
Poignant, topical, and wildly thought-provoking.
nrh-677073 April 2018
"Eat Me" is terrifying, sadistic, and devious... in the best way possible. This journey into the psyche of misfits is equal measures horrifying and hilarious, terrible and wonderful, brilliant and gut-wrenching. It dares to go places we never imagine a story would go to, and it does so without a shred of apology. This is progressive filmmaking at its finest: poignant, topical, and wildly thought-provoking.
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10/10
Powerful, unpredictable movie
emcchester11 March 2018
This movie is so different than other movies I have seen. It's uncomfortable at times, as is the intention, but takes you on a crazy ride. You want to know what happens next because it's completely unpredictable. It's powerful and painful and really makes you think. The acting is amazing.
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10/10
It takes you places, places you might not want to go. Watch til the end and you won't be disappointed.
bkmetsfan2 May 2021
No spoilers. This movie is one that gives you a false pretense that you know what's going on. You don't and your not even close. Watch til the end and come up with your own conclusion. I enjoyed it, even though some parts were rough to watch. It's not your normal hollywood movie and that's what makes it so good IMO. Both male and female lead gave unquestionably great performances. Judge for yourself. No matter how much you may want to turn it off. Keep watching til the end, you will be happy you did.
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10/10
Eat Me a must see film
c-cruz2 April 2018
Eat Me is initially a shock to the system as the grueling ordeal of Tommy is depicted in stark terms. But, it is a film that should be watched twice to understand the depth of the blossoming relationship between Tommy and Bob. Their sharing of loneliness, desolation and shame becomes more evident as the film progresses and reaches its conclusion. The two main actors Brad Carter and Jacquline Wright ( author/playwright) demonstrate an emotional connection that propels the film.
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10/10
Edge of Your Seat Drama
Actrhndprnt3 August 2018
JacquelineWright's film, EAT ME, that she wrote and stars in is fearless, raw, unapologetic, deeply authentic, disturbing and enlightening throughout. Her willingness, openness and free-flying spirit fills every fiber of her presence on the screen. Her artistry and craftsmanship is a gift to us all. Nothing is taboo. Everything is on the table and ready for unrelenting scrutiny. THIS is life revealed for all, including all the pain, joy, suffering, passion, cruelty, kindness and humanity that we are open and willing to explore.
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10/10
Bold, brave and one-of-a-kind!
lazzab-501258 March 2018
People! There is nothing like this. NOTHING. Brutal. Funny. Brave. Devastating. Gripping. Repellent. Transcendent. Uncomfortable. As my students know, the quality I most admire in actors is their willingness to stay uncomfortable, and Jacqueline Wright's acting and writing exemplifies the rewards of going there. Go. Buckle up, but go.
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9/10
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englehartarlo12 July 2018
For TicketHoldersLA.com: EAT ME Reviewed by H.A. Eaglehart Beginning at an isolated house so obviously cliché to the humble Salton Sea community it quite possibly might have appeared on an episode of Huell Howser's California Gold, lead character Tommy, performed by the wonderfully talented Jacqueline Wright, appears in the first moments of the film to be a bit off-kilter. We watch Tommy do an odd array of activities, including getting into a suitcase before hiding her giant dildos inside the liner of the couch and then pretending to stab herself in the gut with a huge kitchen knife before pouring every pill in the cluttered abode into a pet dish. Don't be alarmed, this is not a spoiler alert, because nothing within the first minutes of Eat Me could prepare the audience for the plot that unfolds. Wright originally wrote Eat Me as a very successful and daring play, which she has now adapted into a brilliant screenplay telling a story about that part of this country that "Great" simply cannot hide: the depressing truth. Prepare to be repulsed and disgusted, because that is exactly Wright's intension in revealing the many unseen casualties of our judgmental society. Art is the reflection of that which is within and finding relatability in Eat Me reminded me of how important art is-especially at this point in our nation's history. It requires vision to tell a story about rape, masochism, and suicide without such repugnant sounding words losing the audience, a feat here surpassed by an acting ensemble paramount in showing us the real people behind labels defined in dictionaries or Google Search. Wright's script and the movie's ensemble, under the leadership of visionary director Adrian A. Cruz, appear to be wielded with such ease that it's genius. Halfway through the film, it became obvious that I cared about three distastefully misunderstood characters, who were behaving in ways most only dare type into words late at night on porn search engines. One of the many strokes of genius in this film is the ever-present TV Land-type station playing reruns of The Andy Griffith Show and the 1955 B-movie sci-fi classic Tarantula. And as this soundtrack of Americana drones in the background, right before our very eyes the greatness of our troubled country crumbles to pieces as Tommy becomes the newest addition to the #MeToo movement. The important factor in this blood-soaked story is the undeniable undertone of dark humor. I was ashamed of myself for laughing at situations not just inappropriate but flat-out morally wrong by societal standards. Standards are pushed to their absolute breaking point-all to the audience's inexplicable amusement. A perfect example is Michael Shamus Wiles (Magnolia, Pearl Harbor) as Frank, the older of the two rapists who break into Tommy's remote country home, clearly a distasteful fellow upon his first appearance in the film. Though given time, Frank soon had me snickering at his habitual vices normal people do every day, except that Frank isn't having a normal day. He's breaking into a house with the intent of raping Tommy, yet when he throws his helplessly drugged victim to the floor before ripping open the velcro to his back-support belt so that he can unbutton his pants-a habitual vice that he repeats throughout his brief scenes in the film-I couldn't help but laugh. This film really is a wonderfully bad influence on normal people, the characters so relatable the audience lowers its guard. Good acting accomplishes that and Wiles shows his chops as a seasoned actor. Nothing would work without the electrifying chemistry that Tommy finds with Brad Carter (Black Mass, The Revenant) as Bob, the second of the two rapists. Part of the intrigue keeping the audience glued to their seats is watching the power struggle between these two characters like a well-played game of chess. They are just two wayward lost souls with no greater star to chase suddenly brought together by a screwed-up universe, discovering things about each other through their violent encounter that leads one to wonder if Eat Me is actually a deluded love story. Delivering a heartfelt monologue about his beautiful mother, Bob somehow manages to remove the "rapist" mask that society automatically places on such societal undesirables. Allowing us to see a misguided youth trapped inside a body that's grown into a seriously disturbed individual, reflecting the part we play as a society that embraces inequality and has created these pitiful creatures bound to impulse and ignorance. To say Carter is a multifaceted actor would be an understatement; the simple genius in every choice he makes delivers an award-worthy performance. After being exposed to Wright's talent onstage last season in the equally crazy play Blueberry Toast, I went to this opening fully prepared to once again experience her total commitment and fearless embracement of the characters she takes on. I knew from theatre reviews of Eat Me as a play that as a film it promised nothing short of anarchy, and with Wright at the helm, I left expectations outside at the ticket booth with the lightly-salted organically-popped popcorn and the Junior Mints. The many different unspoken layers of Tommy that gradually unfold are essential to the plot's survival despite disgusting scenes involving rape and sadism. For the writer to also find discoveries within her own work proves how well-rounded Wright is as an artist, showing us this isn't just a story about dildos and Cheese Puff-eating deplorables. She reveals a woman who could be any one of us trying to make do with what's left of a deteriorating society haunted by the truth. Our own aspirations and disappointments rise up through Tommy's heaving chest as she realizes that her rapist may have metamorphosed into something emotionally significant to her lonely heart. Again, this story is one wild ride, but Wright's writing and acting pull it off successfully. Cruz, who makes his directorial debut as a feature filmmaker, contributes the most compelling aspect of Eat Me. No novice to the art of great storytelling, this guy brings a world to life and evokes a palpable emotional connection with the audience in spite of the difficult content. Cruz's career spans from the comic book industry to network television and, based off what I saw at the Arena Cinelounge theater on Sunday, Eat Me is only the beginning for this gifted Hollywood director. I also must note the wonderful set design, which is so spot-on real life that it adds to the hilarity of the storyline. Cinematography, editing, and the music score by Martin Carrillo are so well-executed they're invisible to the audience. At a key moment in Tommy's descent into the dark depths of social taboo, the faint background rhythms of pounding drums actually raised the hairs on the back of my neck as it conjured a character onscreen who was releasing that primitive wild side within her residing in all of us. Eat Me is an amazing piece of work-daring and well worth experiencing on the big screen of a theatre.
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8/10
Deserves a way higher rating
kaideneve31 December 2023
I'm glad I took a chance on this one despite the low rating. The way that everything is played out is very reminiscent of live theatre, and the script progression is really engaging right from the beginning, even though the whole thing takes place in a single location.

The writing deserves special mention here. It's authentic, and well-delivered via notably strong performances by the actors. The raw emotional journey of the characters is quite poignant and scattered with clever little bits of dark humor.

Overall, a really unconventional and original indie that works really well despite it's simple premise and low budget. A real treat for those who take the effort to read reviews as opposed to judging based on star ratings. Solid 7.5 from me. I'm assuming a lot of low ratings are due to the expectation that this is some kind of horror film, which it is not.
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