The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
- Episode aired Dec 7, 2014
- TV-14
- 21m
Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.
- Peter Griffin
- (voice)
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- Lois Griffin
- (voice)
- Chris Griffin
- (voice)
- Meg Griffin
- (voice)
- Cleveland Brown
- (voice)
- Guy on Raft
- (voice)
- Jeff Garlin
- (voice)
- Speed Dater
- (voice)
- Ken
- (voice)
Featured reviews
Although the subject may seem a bit "sensitive", the episode was actually very funny and surprisingly good.
Did you know
- TriviaBrian still insists on being an atheist even though he's personally met God and Jesus Christ on several occasions. However, the show finessed this by having Brian argue with Jesus and for Jesus to then dismissively tell him "Whatever, I'm not even real."
- Quotes
Peter Griffin: All right, Jesus. Nowadays, everything is done on the internet. All right, so we gotta get you on Facebook. Whoop, lemme just close a couple of these windows... Here we go. Sorry. I was up late last night... had the house to myself. Sorry. Sorry.
Glenn Quagmire: Lot of POV stuff.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, I like to pretend that's mine down there, what's doing all the slapping.
Joe Swanson: [suspicious] Peter, how old is that girl?
Peter Griffin: Uh, excuse me. Won't you?
[takes the laptop to his car and drives away]
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