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The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin

  • Episode aired Dec 7, 2014
  • TV-14
  • 21m
IMDb RATING
6.0/10
1.7K
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Seth MacFarlane and Alec Sulkin in Family Guy (1999)
AnimationComedy

Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.

  • Directors
    • Joseph Lee
    • Dominic Bianchi
    • James Purdum
  • Writers
    • Seth MacFarlane
    • David Zuckerman
    • Ted Jessup
  • Stars
    • Seth MacFarlane
    • Alex Borstein
    • Seth Green
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  • IMDb RATING
    6.0/10
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    • Directors
      • Joseph Lee
      • Dominic Bianchi
      • James Purdum
    • Writers
      • Seth MacFarlane
      • David Zuckerman
      • Ted Jessup
    • Stars
      • Seth MacFarlane
      • Alex Borstein
      • Seth Green
    • 6User reviews
    • 1Critic review
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    • Lois Griffin
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    Seth Green
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    • Chris Griffin
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    Mila Kunis
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    • Meg Griffin
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                    • Directors
                      • Joseph Lee
                      • Dominic Bianchi
                      • James Purdum
                    • Writers
                      • Seth MacFarlane
                      • David Zuckerman
                      • Ted Jessup
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                    10burteriksson

                    A very funny episode!

                    Be sure to watch this one, as it is one the funniest ones around. The previous episode is great, too!

                    Although the subject may seem a bit "sensitive", the episode was actually very funny and surprisingly good.
                    1thejourneycitadel

                    where was the joke part?

                    So I love family guy, I have seen every episode! And while there are some that push the envelope a little, I usually give them credit for being funny in spite of what they say or do. I have no issue with the freedom to criticize religion or ideas, my issue is when a comedy show forgets its place and stops doing comedy to do pure commentary. This wasn't even a comedy! One, maybe two jokes in the whole episode! It was all about Seth MacFarlane forcing his views down our collective throats. I have seen other episodes with Jesus, and though I am sure they pushed some buttons out there, they were funny and had a story line. From time to time, he gets heavy handed with his political criticisms, though again usually just a footnote to an episode. This is thirty minutes of a ticked off anti-Christian making sure the world understands that he hates Jesus. It is not even an episode of a show. It should be removed from any list of family guy episodes, not because it offends (he has the right to offend anyone, I love that America is a place where we can challenge any idea without going to prison) but because it is not an actual episode. The cavalcade of comedy told a more cohesive story. Any family guy fans who see this episode will be disappointed simply because it is nothing like a family guy episode.
                    5Edvis-1997

                    5

                    Worst episode so far. It wasn't funny at all, not sure why they adding Jesus in Family Guy episodes if that doesn't make it funnier.

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                    • Trivia
                      Brian still insists on being an atheist even though he's personally met God and Jesus Christ on several occasions. However, the show finessed this by having Brian argue with Jesus and for Jesus to then dismissively tell him "Whatever, I'm not even real."
                    • Quotes

                      Peter Griffin: All right, Jesus. Nowadays, everything is done on the internet. All right, so we gotta get you on Facebook. Whoop, lemme just close a couple of these windows... Here we go. Sorry. I was up late last night... had the house to myself. Sorry. Sorry.

                      Glenn Quagmire: Lot of POV stuff.

                      Peter Griffin: Yeah, I like to pretend that's mine down there, what's doing all the slapping.

                      Joe Swanson: [suspicious] Peter, how old is that girl?

                      Peter Griffin: Uh, excuse me. Won't you?

                      [takes the laptop to his car and drives away]

                    • Connections
                      Featured in WatchMojo: Top 10 Weirdest Family Guy Episodes Ever (2021)
                    • Soundtracks
                      There She Goes
                      Written by Lee Mavers and John Byrne

                      Performed by Sixpence None the Richer

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                    • Release date
                      • December 7, 2014 (United States)
                    • Country of origin
                      • United States
                    • Official sites
                      • Fox.com
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                    • Language
                      • English
                    • Production companies
                      • 20th Century Fox Television
                      • Fuzzy Door Productions
                      • Fox Television Animation
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                    • Runtime
                      21 minutes
                    • Color
                      • Color
                    • Sound mix
                      • Dolby
                    • Aspect ratio
                      • 16:9 HD

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