South Park (TV Series)

Stunning and Brave (2015)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, PC Principal, Randy Marsh, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Tuong Lu Kim, Stephen Stotch, PC Bros, Ryan Valmer, Jared Fogle

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Quotes 

• PC Fraternity : [Chanting]  Social justice 1, 2, 3! Woo Woo! I want to be PC! Woo Woo! It's just the way to be for me and you. Woo Woo! Your hateful slurs are through, Woo Woo!

  PC Fraternity Guy #1 : I call Woo Woo on you!

  PC Fraternity : Woo Woo! We'll fight until you're PC black and blue.

  Randy Marsh : Woo Woo!

  PC Fraternity : We are language police, fighting bigotry. Hurtful words can suck our turds cause it's PC for me!

  PC Fraternity Guy #2 : And you!

  PC Fraternity : Woo Woo! Yeah! Fuck yeah! PC, bro!

• Eric Cartman : [exits stall]  Oh, PC Principal. How are you today?

  PC Principal : [using urnal]  What are you doing in the faculty bathroom?

  Eric Cartman : [ignores question]  You know, I think you and I got off on the wrong foot the other day. By all means, please, keep your dick out. You see, I'm not going to accept four days of detention, and you're going to apologize publicly for being so strict to me and my friends at school.

  PC Principal : [irritated]  What the fuck are you talking about?

  Eric Cartman : It's just a request, that's all. See you around.

  [stops] 

  Eric Cartman : Oh, you seem to have dropped something, PC Principal.

  Eric Cartman : [bends down and picks something up]  What's this? Why, this is a little boy's underwear.

  Eric Cartman : [sniffs underwear]  Why, this is Butters' underwear.

  PC Principal : [finishes at urnal, does not flush]  What?

  Eric Cartman : PC Principal, you have Butters' underwear? And now...

  [dips underware in urnal] 

  Eric Cartman : Oh, my gosh, it's got your DNA all over it. This certainly doesn't look good for you. I don't need to tell anyone about this. No, I think we have an understanding. Capiche?

  PC Principal : [disbelief]  What did you just say?

  Eric Cartman : You mean about keeping your dick out?

  PC Principal : [quoting Cartman]  "Capiche?" You're associating Italian-Americans to intimidation tactics?

  PC Principal : [becoming enraged]  You better watch your microaggressions, bro.

  Eric Cartman : [misreading]  O-kay. Look, you don't want to end up like the spokesman for subway, do you?

  PC Principal : [slams Cartman into stall divider]  Did you just use a term that excludes women from an occupation?

  Eric Cartman : [bewildered]  Okay, let's back up. Aah!

  PC Principal : [continues violence]  Did you just say Spokesman instead of Spokesperson when Women are just as capable of selling sandwiches as anyone? Are you purposely trying to use words that assert your male privilege?

  Eric Cartman : No, I'm sorry! I was just trying to frame you for raping Butters!

  PC Principal : [drops Cartman to the floor]  Do you think Italian-Americans and women are less important?

  Eric Cartman : [frightened]  Oh, god!

  PC Principal : [straddles Cartman, begins pummeling]  You dare to use words that alienate two communities of people who have to deal with verbal biases like yours on a daily basis?

• [buJnn5y5_Qw] 

  Randy Marsh : [hungover]  I've joined a social-awareness group. It's a coalition that discourages the use of...

  [belches] 

  Randy Marsh : words that have negative or offensive connotations to grant respect to people who are victims of unfair stereotypes.

  Sharon Marsh : You got in at 6:00, and now you're missing work.

  Randy Marsh : We've been getting away with horrible things, Sharon. Having laughs at less privileged people and thinking it was harmless. Our group is... trying to be a civilizing influence, where we discuss and have meetings to better define and reinforce tolerance and acceptance of all groups of people.

  Sharon Marsh : Hm... and do they have booze at these meetings?

  Randy Marsh : Uh... they serve refreshments, yes.

• [c4bZrRo5sTE] 

  Kyle Broflovski : [Stan answers door bell]  Will you please tell your dad to leave me alone?

  Stan Marsh : Dude, what happened?

  Kyle Broflovski : Your dad was on my lawn yelling at me all night, and after I finally fell asleep, I woke up saran-wrapped to a tree with penises on my face.

  Kyle Broflovski : [removes hat]  And this.

  Stan Marsh : Hang on.

  Stan Marsh : [enters kitchen where Randy's hungover]  Dad, did you draw dicks on my friend's face?

  Randy Marsh : Did I check his privilege? Yes. I had some refreshments, and I checked your friend's privilege.

  Stan Marsh : That's my best friend, Dad. Stop shaming him because you want to fit in.

  Randy Marsh : Stan, straight white males in a capitalistic society have little... understanding of victimization compared to injustices...

  Randy Marsh : [belches]  against underprivileged. Dicks on your face is a very first-world problem.Oh, shit!

  [runs out of room retching] 

• Kyle Broflovski : Where's the Eric Cartman we know? The Eric Cartman we know breaks the rules and he gets away with it. Just like his hero. Come on, who's your hero, Cartman?

  Eric Cartman : Tom Brady.

  Stan Marsh : Right. And what does Tom Brady do after breaking the rules?

  Eric Cartman : Deny and subvert.

  Stan Marsh : Yeah!

  Leopold Butters Stotch : Yeah, what would Tom Brady say if he got caught shoplifting?

  Eric Cartman : Everybody shoplifts. Why are you coming down on me?

• [CxNq2NXrtbY] 

  PC Principal : [quoting Kyle]  I don't think Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.

• Kyle Broflovski : And what happens when an invulnerable cheater comes up against an elitist corporate dictator?

  Eric Cartman : A perfect storm of hypocrisy that everyone in the country has to deal with for months on end.

• [FapT7XYMoHA] 

  Eric Cartman : Butters, I'm going to need your underwear.

  Leopold Butters Stotch : [enthusiastically]  Okay!

• [ib0xpLUUKHA] 

  PC Principal : No way! There's more PC Bros here?

  PC Fraternity guy Ohio state : Yeah, dude. ohio state.

  PC Principal : Sweet, bros! Texas a&m.

• [buJnn5y5_Qw] 

  PC Principal : What does being PC really mean?" Well, I'll tell you what it means. It means you love nothing more than beer, working out, and that feeling you get when you rhetorically defend a marginalized community from systems of oppression.

• Eric Cartman : You're right, guys. I'm gonna Tom Brady this thing.