Commissioner Mick Foley: I gotta tell you, one thing is for sure, they love the WWF in southeast Asia. But, as much as they love it, I'd like to say it sure is good to be back in the good old USA. Now, uh, I like a cheap pop as much as the next guy, and I haven't done this in about ten years, so why don't you all join me by saying, "USA! USA!"
[the crowd joins in on the chant]
Commissioner Mick Foley: Speaking of cheap pops, as much as I enjoy being back in the USA, it is definitely great to be back in Albany, New York!
[the crowd cheers]
Commissioner Mick Foley: Thank you, and I appreciate that. But there were certain things I did not appreciate after reviewing last week's "Raw". I did not appreciate Triple H bending my authority...
[the crowd jeers]
Commissioner Mick Foley: I did not appreciate him beating the crap out of Chris Jericho. So even though Chris is not scheduled to be here tonight, I did have a chance to speak to him, and he said he can't wait to get his hands on Triple H at Fully Loaded. But, Chris also said he wants a special type of match, a Last Man Standing match. A type of match that's so barbaric that the only way to win is to inflict a state of unconsciousness on your opponent.
[lying down in the middle of the ring]
Commissioner Mick Foley: So, after sitting back for about two seconds and visualizing Triple H in a state of unconsciousness, I said, "You've got it! A Last Man Standing match at Fully Loaded!"
