Galavant (TV Series)
Comedy Gold (2015)
Daniel Hoffmann-Gill: Pirate #1
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Quotes
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Isabella : Wait. What are pirates doing miles from the ocean?
Galavant : I'm so sorry; am I missing something? Where's your boat?
Pirate King : I'll be asking the questions around here.
[Moves his eyepatch up to his forehead, revealing a perfectly healthy eye]
Pirate King : Actually, go ahead. I didn't have a question ready.
Galavant : Um. Don't you need a boat to be pirates? You're on land.
Pirate #1 : Land, ho!
Pirate King : Carl, stop it. All you need to be a pirate is a dark heart and a wicked disregard for other people's lives.
Pirate #2 : And swords.
Pirate King : Of course, swords. That goes without saying. Everyone knows pirates need swords.
Pirate #3 : What about a hook hand?
Pirate #2 : Parrots.
Pirate #3 : Peglegs.
Pirate #1 : Land, ho!