Forever (TV Series)

Dead Men Tell Long Tales (2015)

Joel David Moore: Lucas Wahl

Quotes 

• Jo Martinez : The question is: what did they find?

  Lucas Wahl : [Imitates pirate voice]  Gold! They found gold

  Henry Morgan : Lucas! Please

  Lucas Wahl : [normal voice]  Oh, come on! I've been waiting all morning for that moment

• Lucas Wahl : [Looking at human bones]  Talk about a cold case

  Henry Morgan : We found these remains in our victim's warehouse last night. They were from a 200 year old shipwreck. Let's find out what happened to him

  Lucas Wahl : 200 years old! I guess there are no

  [pirate voice] 

  Lucas Wahl : aye witnesses.

  [Henry looks at him, normal voice] 

  Lucas Wahl : Okay, I'm done

• Lucas Wahl : Hey, got a package for you. Looks cool

  [Henry opens it and sees gun which most likely killed him for the first time] 

  Lucas Wahl : Nice gun

  Henry Morgan : Yes. I, eh, requested it from The Explorer's Club. It was found on the shipwreck that Rick discovered

  Lucas Wahl : I know

  Henry Morgan : You know?

  Lucas Wahl : Yeah, I read it on your Explorer's Club Journal here, right? They did a whole photo spread and everything. Kind a cool

  Henry Morgan : You read my magazines?

  Lucas Wahl : Sometimes

  Henry Morgan : Ah. Well, thank you, Lucas. That'll be all

  Lucas Wahl : You know the flint lock pistol took over a minute to reload and its accuracy was only 15 feet. Kind a lame gun, honestly

  Henry Morgan : Yes, well, how interesting...

  Lucas Wahl : I mean, how much of a tool would you have to be to get shot by that? Right? You could just duck down or like jog away at a moderate pace