Jessica Jones (TV Series)

A.K.A. Ladies Night (2015)

Krysten Ritter: Jessica Jones

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Quotes 

• Luke Cage : Last call.

  Jessica Jones : Still ladies' night? Make it a double.

  Luke Cage : Lot of booze for such a small woman.

  Jessica Jones : I don't get asked on a lot of second dates.

• Jessica Jones : Again, I don't flirt. I just say what I want.

  Luke Cage : And what do you want?

• Jessica Jones : [about Hope]  She's either an idiot in love, or she's being conned. Which amount to pretty much the same thing.

• Malcolm Ducasse : You look bad.

  Jessica Jones : I need money.

  Malcolm Ducasse : You can have my TV.

  Jessica Jones : Thanks, Malcolm. You keep it.

  Malcolm Ducasse : I stole it.

  Jessica Jones : I figured.

• Luke Cage : I see you around, but you never come inside.

  Jessica Jones : [gesturing with her whiskey bottle]  I buy it in bulk.

  Luke Cage : It's ladies' night. It's a new promotion I'm runnin'.

  Jessica Jones : No, it's not.

  Luke Cage : It is now.

  Jessica Jones : Why?

  Luke Cage : You're hot, you're drinking alone - it tends to attract customers. But, hey, don't do me any favors.

• Malcolm Ducasse : You use sarcasm to distance yourself from people.

  Jessica Jones : Yet you're still here. Go the hell home.

• Jessica Jones : [to Raj about his video camera]  You turn that think on, I'll pull your underwear through your eye.

• [first lines] 

  Jessica Jones : [narrating]  New York may be "The City That Never Sleeps" but it sure sleeps around.

• Pam : Jessica! Did Ms. Hogarth ask you to drop by?

  Jessica Jones : Yep.

  Pam : You're lying, aren't you?

  Jessica Jones : Yep.

• Gregory Spheeris : If you even touch me, I'll tell the world about you! There will be nowhere to hide.

  Jessica Jones : Do I look like I'm hiding? No. You want to know why? Because no one wants to know. They want to feel safe. They'd rather call you crazy then admit I can lift this car or that I can melt your insides with my laser eyes which won't leave a trace.

• Jessica Jones : [to Spheeris]  It's people like you that give people like you a bad name.

• Jessica Jones : Seriously, lose the camera, Coppola.

  Raj : I can't, it's a continuous shot. That means that there's no cuts.

  Jessica Jones : [Throws the camera]  Look at that, I found a cut.

  Raj : You destroyed my art!

  Jessica Jones : It was a mercy killing.

• Jessica Jones : [narrating]  Clients hire me to find dirt and I find it, which shouldn't surprise them, but it does...

  [sounds of a man and woman arguing behind a door with a large opaque window] 

  Jessica Jones : [narrating]  Knowing that it's real means they have to make a decision. One - do something about it or two - keep denying it, shoot the messenger, tell me I'm getting off on ruining their already shitty lives. Option two rarely pans out.

  [a man is hurled through the door's plate glass window] 

  Jessica Jones : And then there's the matter of your bill.

• Jeri Hogarth : I need a summons served to the owner of several gentlemen's clubs. His name is Gregory Spheeris. An exotic dancer fell off the stage when the pole came loose. Severe concussion, some permanent brain damage. Spheeris claims she was always that stupid.

  Jessica Jones : And you're repping who?

  Jeri Hogarth : The dancer, of course.

  Jessica Jones : The poor brain-damaged dancer... and...?

  Jeri Hogarth : Other parties interested in Spheeris' property.

  Jessica Jones : Whew. I questioned my whole world-view for a second there.

• [Jessica is drinking from a bottle in a brown paper bag] 

  Luke Cage : You could drink that out of a glass.

  Jessica Jones : This whiskey is not good enough to put in a glass.

• Luke Cage : What kind of business you in?

  [Jessica glares at Luke] 

  Luke Cage : Right. You only ask questions.

  Jessica Jones : I'm still waiting for answers.

  Luke Cage : Ladies first.

  [Jessica gives him a business card] 

  Luke Cage : You're a P.I.?

  Jessica Jones : I'm just trying to make a living. You know, booze costs money. Usually.

• Trish Walker : You need to go back to that therapist.

  Jessica Jones : That quack that had me reciting street names from back home?

  Trish Walker : A proven method for managing PTSD.

  Jessica Jones : Two hundred bucks for "Birch Street, Cobalt Lane, Bullshit Drive.

• Jessica Jones : [Last lines]  Knowing it's real means you gotta make a decision... One, keep denying it. Or two; do something about it.

• Jessica Jones : Got anything for me?

  Jeri Hogarth : Thought you didn't like, or trust, me.

  Jessica Jones : Oh come on, I meant lawyers in general.

  Jeri Hogarth : [quotes their past conversation]  Scumbag henchmen for corporate America.

  Jessica Jones : Well...

  Jeri Hogarth : [interrupts]  We just hired a full-time investigator.

  Jessica Jones : Whoever he is, he's not as good as me.

  Jeri Hogarth : Hence me having offered you the job, which you rejected.

  Jessica Jones : [sighs]  Wasn't personal, I just prefer a freelance; no ties.

  Jeri Hogarth : So you said - with an impressive string of expletives.

  Jessica Jones : [sighs]  Okay, is being DRUNK an excuse?

  Jeri Hogarth : You know, it's really about professionalism. You are erratic and you are volatile...

  Jessica Jones : [interrupts]  Effective.

• Jessica Jones : [to Hogarth]  I am not going to beg you for a case...

  [Continues on reluctantly] 

  Jessica Jones : I will ask you, though, VERY strongly.

• Luke Cage : Lot of booze for such a small woman.

  Jessica Jones : I don't get asked on a lot of second dates.