Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Bradley Cooper: Rocket

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• Rocket Raccoon : This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is

  Thor : Well, he's never fought me.

  Rocket Raccoon : Yeah, he has.

  Thor : He's never fought me twice.

• Rocket Raccoon : You speak Groot?

  Thor : Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.

• [the Guardians bring Thor aboard] 

  Peter Quill : How the hell is this dude still alive?

  Drax : He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.

  Peter Quill : I'm muscular.

  Rocket Raccoon : Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.

  Peter Quill : Yeah, right.

  Drax : It's true. You have put on weight.

  Peter Quill : What?

  [Drax gestures at his chin and gut] 

  Peter Quill : Gamora, do you think I'm...

  Mantis : [sensing Thor]  He is anxious, angry, he feels tremendous loss and guilt.

  Drax : It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.

  Peter Quill : Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay, I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells.

  Rocket Raccoon : You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?

  Gamora : [touching Thor's arms]  It's like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers.

  Peter Quill : Stop massaging his muscles.

• [Groot is playing a video game called Defender. Peter Quill turns to Groot] 

  Peter Quill : Groot, put that thing away. Now, I don't wanna tell you again... Groot?

  Groot : [in a mocking tone]  I am Groot!

  Peter Quill : Whoa!

  Rocket Raccoon : Language!

  Mantis : Hey!

  Drax : Wow.

  Peter Quill : You got some acorns on you, kid.

  Rocket Raccoon : Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total D-hole.

  [turns to Groot, angrily] 

  Rocket Raccoon : Now, keep it up and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces!

• Rocket Raccoon : Nidavellir is real? Seriously? I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please.

  Thor : The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you.

  Rocket Raccoon : Rabbit?

• Thor : You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.

  Rocket Raccoon : Mm-hmm. And what if you're wrong?

  Thor : Well, if I'm wrong, then... what more could I lose?

  [Thor walks away] 

  Rocket Raccoon : [mutters]  Well, I could lose a lot. Me, personally, I could lose a lot.

• Eitri : Damn it.

  Rocket Raccoon : "Damn it?" What's "damn it" mean?

  Eitri : The mechanism is crippled.

  Thor : What?

  Eitri : With the iris closed, I can't heat the metal.

  Thor : How long will it take to heat?

  Eitri : A few minutes, maybe more. Why?

  Thor : I'm gonna hold it open.

  Eitri : That's suicide.

  Thor : So is facing Thanos without that axe.

• Rocket Raccoon : Well, if fate does want you to kill that crap-sack, you're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball.

  [gives Thor an eyeball] 

  Thor : What's this?

  Rocket Raccoon : What's it look like? Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia.

  Thor : They gave you his eye?

  Rocket Raccoon : No, he gave me a hundred credits. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.

  Thor : Thank you, sweet rabbit.

  [Thor puts in the eyeball] 

  Rocket Raccoon : Ooh. I would've washed that. The only way I could sneak that off Contraxia was up my...

  [beeping noise goes off on the ship] 

  Rocket Raccoon : Hey, we're here.

• Rocket Raccoon : Come and get some, space dogs!

• [during the battle at Wakanda after Rocket and Bucky team up] 

  Rocket Raccoon : How much for the gun?

  Bucky Barnes : It's not for sale.

  Rocket Raccoon : Okay, then how much for the arm?

  [Bucky walks away] 

  Rocket Raccoon : Oh, I'll get that arm.

• Rocket Raccoon : This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is

  Thor : Well, he has never fought me.

  Rocket Raccoon : Yeah he has.

  Thor : He has never fought me twice.

• [from trailer] 

  Thor : [smashes into the windshield of the Milano] 

  Rocket Raccoon : Wipers! Wipers! Get it off!

  Peter Quill : [Inside the Milano, Thor's on a table with the Guardian surrounding him and Peter says to Mantis]  Wake him up.

  Mantis : [touches Thor]  Wake.

  [Thor violently gasps and wakes up] 

  Thor : [Staring at the Guardians]  Who the hell are you guys?

• Groot : [fading away]  I am Groot.

  Rocket Raccoon : No, Groot... no, no, no, no! Oh... Groot. No...

  [Groot fades away completely] 

• Rocket Raccoon : [fighting Thanos' forces in Wakanda]  Come and get some, space dogs!

  [as more Outriders approach them, Bucky picks up Rocket and swings him around, both of them firing their weapons] 

  Rocket Raccoon : Come on! Get some! Get some! Get some! Come on, get some!

• Peter Quill : Look, this is my ship. And I'm not going to... wait, what kind of... w-what kind of weapon are talkin' about here?

  Thor : The Thanos-killing kind.

  Peter Quill : Don't you think that we should all have a weapon like that?

  Thor : No. You simply lack the strength to wield them. Your bodies would crumble as your minds collapsed into madness.

  Rocket Raccoon : Is it weird that I wanna do it even more now?

  Thor : Mmm, a little bit, yeah.

• Thor : Only Eitri the Dwarf can make me the weapon I need. I assume you're the captain, sir.

  Rocket Raccoon : You're very perceptive.

  Thor : You seem like a noble leader. Will you join me on my quest to Nidavellir?

  Rocket Raccoon : Ah, let me just ask the captain. Oh, wait a second, it's me! Yeah. I'll go.