The Lego Batman Movie (2017)

Ralph Fiennes: Alfred Pennyworth

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Quotes 

• Alfred Pennyworth : Were you looking at the old family pictures again?

  Batman : At the what? The old family... Oh, yes! I see what you mean. Look at that! The old gang. Yeah. No, I wasn't.

  Alfred Pennyworth : I see. Sir, if you don't mind my saying, I'm a little concerned. I've seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005 and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989 and that weird one in 1966. Do you want to talk about how you're feeling right now?

  Batman : I don't talks about feelings, Alfred. I don't have any, I've never seen one. I'm a night-stalking, crime-fighting vigilante, and a heavy metal rapping machine. I don't feel anything emotionally, except for rage. 24/7, 365, at a million percent. And if you think that there's something behind that, then you're crazy. Good night, Alfred.

  Alfred Pennyworth : Sir, it's morning.

• Alfred Pennyworth : Ha! You just got union jacked!

• Batman : [from trailer] 

  [Kicks Alfred into piano] 

  Batman : Alfred, I am so sorry. I have incredible reflexes.

  Alfred Pennyworth : I should have known better than to sneak up on you, Master Bruce.

• Batman : Alfred, there's something wrong with the Batcomputer. Watch this. 'Puter. Nothing. 'Puter. Do you see what I'm saying?

  Alfred Pennyworth : There's nothing wrong with it, sir. I have just taken away your computer privileges.

  Batman : The parental lock? You can't do that.

  Alfred Pennyworth : Oh, I can. I've been reading Setting Limits for Your Out-of-Control Child.

  Batman : You know what? Doesn't matter, 'cause I have a double-secret super password that unlocks the parental lock.

  Alfred Pennyworth : You mean, "Alfred da Butt-ler," with two T's?