- Gumball Watterson: I gotta say, Dad, I never thought you were going to get a job.
- Richard Watterson: Neither did I! I found a number for Fervidus Pizza Delivery, but I didn't realize it was a job application. I should have known; it was strange they wanted my Social Security number. But look at me now! I'm an Italian Food Distribution Engineer. Your mother is proud of me, and, best of all, I can eat as much pizza as I like!
- Nicole Watterson: Your father has a job. Your father .. has .. a job. Something's going to go terribly wrong, isn't it?
- Anais Watterson: No, this is a good thing. We can finally buy all of the things we need!
- Nicole Watterson: What do you mean? We've got everything we need.
- Anais Watterson: Mom, we've all been wearing the same clothes the past year, you three don't even have any shoes, and I think it's time Darwin wore some pants!
- Larry Needlemeyer: Look, sorry, but tearing apart the fabric of the universe is not a dismissible offense! Now please let me go!