Bones (TV Series)

The Money Maker on the Merry-Go-Round (2014)

T.J. Thyne: Jack Hodgins

Quotes 

• Dr. Jack Hodgins : So, it was the hooker in the bedroom with a candlestick. Tell me this case is not starting to sound like a game of Clue.

• Dr. Camille Saroyan : [Some parts of the victim's remains fell upon her]  Ah, uhm, can someone please retrieve this piece of evidence, so it's not compromised?

  Dr. Jack Hodgins : [Grabs the camera]  Yeah, in a second. I just got to get a picture of this for the Christmas party

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : Seriously?

  Dr. Oliver Wells : Smile

  Dr. Jack Hodgins : Just one second

• Dr. Jack Hodgins : So, then this isn't the murder weapon

  Dr. Oliver Wells : Which means I still have a change to take down Dr. Brennan

  Dr. Jack Hodgins : Okay, look, I like a good underdog story as much as the next guy, but my money is on Dr. B

  Dr. Oliver Wells : What the hell, Hodgins? I thought we were, you know, beard buddies?

  Dr. Jack Hodgins : Sorry, dude, but I have worked with this woman for over 10 years and I have never, not once ever, see anyone better. And, as for the beards, when I look to you, I felt like I'm looking in a mirror and I have a hangover. You might want to, you know, clean up a bit there

  Dr. Oliver Wells : I'm gonna remember this conversation when I'm the one running this thing and you are looking for a job

  Dr. Jack Hodgins : In the world where that scenario exists, I won't need a job, because I will be the power forward of the Lakers

• Dr. Camille Saroyan : [Looking in her microscope]  Dr. Wells! What can I do for you?

  Dr. Jack Hodgins : Seriously?

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : [Looks up]  Oh, sorry! I just saw the curly hair, beard, lab coat...

  Dr. Jack Hodgins : Both brilliant, of course. Me a little more so