Alison Brie aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Diane Nguyen
- [final lines]
- BoJack Horseman: My question is for Diane. Look, I'm sorry about all the stuff I said about you earlier. We can publish the book you wrote. You're obviously a better writer than I am. And... And I don't... actually even care what the world thinks about me anymore. I just hated reading that book because I hated feeling like that's how *you* saw me. Because I guess you know me better than anybody, if you think that.
- [sighs]
- BoJack Horseman: Um, I-I guess my question is do you... do you think it's too late for me?
- Diane Nguyen: What?
- BoJack Horseman: I mean a-a-a-a-a-a-am I just doomed to be the person that I am? Th-The person in that book? I mean i-it's not too late for me, is it? It's not too late? Diane, I need you to tell me it's not too late.
- Diane Nguyen: BoJack, I...
- BoJack Horseman: I-I-I-I need you to tell me that I'm a good person. I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I'm a good person, and I need you to tell me that I'm good. Diane? Tell me, please, Diane. Tell me that I'm good.
- [a long stretch of silence pans out, subtly accompanied by the sounds of ocean waves and BoJack's imaginary daughter, Harper, giggling in the background]
- Audience Member: Hey, aren't you the horse from "Horsin' Around"?
- Diane Nguyen: Hey! What seems to be the problem?
- BoJack Horseman: Good grief. I'm so depressed. I just want everyone to love me, but I don't know how to make them do it.
- Diane Nguyen: You can't force love, you blockhead. All you can do is be good to the people in your life and keep your heart open.
- Diane Nguyen: BoJack, when people find out that someone like you, who seems larger than life, is actually just as wounded and vulnerable as they are, it makes them feel less lonely.
- BoJack Horseman: Ugh, no! Maybe that's what flawed, sad fatties want from other celebrities. But for BoJack Horseman, they want a heroic horse-stud who is awesome and who can save them from their flawed, sad, fatty lives.
- BoJack Horseman: I screwed it all up. It's too late for me, isn't it?
- Diane Nguyen: I don't know. I'm just a crazy drug hallucination. I'll say whatever you want me to.
- BoJack Horseman: Then tell me it's not too late.
- Diane Nguyen: Well, it's not too late. It's never too late.
- BoJack Horseman: Yeah, that's right.
- Diane Nguyen: It's never too late to be the person you want to be. You need to choose the life you want.
- Diane Nguyen: Okay, I know you're upset...
- BoJack Horseman: I'm not upset. I'm just sick of nerd-girls like you beating up on stars like me. It's pathetic! I'm sorry no one wanted to date you in high school, Diane, but I don't see why I have to suffer just because you were never especially pretty or interesting.
- Diane Nguyen: You really let me down, BoJack.