Melissa Fumero credited as playing...
Amy Santiago
- Amy Santiago: You're out? I'm in the finals?
- Jake Peralta: And all I have to do to get Katie's number is beat Amy? That's nothing.
- Amy Santiago: [smacks his belly]
- Jake Peralta: Hey! Don't you dare touch Amy Junior! That's right- it's your baby!
- Amy Santiago: You saying I knocked you up?
- Jake Peralta: You sure did!
- Amy Santiago: Jake and Katie would be awesome together.
- Jake Peralta: I know, right? She's single, I'm single. She's pretty, I'm pretty.
- Amy Santiago: I can do this. I wanna win so bad.
- Jake Peralta: Oh great, here. Quick, let me take a picture. Aw, that's so cute. You got a little bit of mold on the tip of your nose.
- Jake Peralta: Pregnant. Nice. Means you had sex.
- Amy Santiago: Damn right, I did. And I forgot my birth control. Yeah! I think the belly will draw attention away from my face.
- Jake Peralta: Smart. Like one big boob.
- Amy Santiago: This is my year.
- Scully: It's my year too!
- Amy Santiago: Please don't align yourself with me.
- Captain Ray Holt: The Serbian president is delayed in Washington and we can't start locking down intersections until he takes off.
- Amy Santiago: Is that Bujar Nishami or is it still Bamir Topic?
- Gina Linetti: Oh, Ames, let me check.
- [CHECKS SMART PHONE]
- Gina Linetti: Hmmm, it just says no one likes you.