Things to Come (1976) User Reviews

THINGS that might have been...

[Davian_X · 5/10 · 15 January 2021]

Recently rediscovered sci-fi smut from Texas, THINGS TO COME is surprisingly and laudably ambitious - particularly in its first third, where it really feels like a real movie. I was impressed by the locations the production managed to source, as well as the script, which felt fairly fleshed out and ambitious (if owing a large debt to FAHRENHEIT 451 and similar dystopian sci-fi). Unfortunately, it's a lack of direction that sinks this endeavor.

In some unidentified future, society has evolved into a socialist state where people's employment is managed by the government and everyone spends all their free time watching pornographic television. Our protagonist is a young woman who seems to have it all: a fulfilling career, a husband, and a big-screen TV in the living room. Nevertheless, like a distaff Guy Montag, she feels discontented, tired of her husband's single-minded obsession with television and longing simply to take a walk outside. As rumors of her dissatisfaction start to spread, she's recruited to join a group of revolutionaries plotting to overthrow the government, and after winning a free trip to the national Pleasure Dome, she and the group realize it might be the perfect opportunity to destroy the giant supercomputer governing society, which is conveniently located in the same complex.

All this setup is fantastic, creating an interesting (if derivative) dimestore sci-fi reality that's easy to get lost in. Unfortunately, the film totally runs out of steam once it reaches the Pleasure Dome. Our heroine wanders around not doing much, as robot pleasure guides (a la WESTWORLD) give her tours and try to help her find some way to enjoy herself. When the film suddenly bungles into its climax, an abrupt WIZARD OF OZ-style twist that crops up out of nowhere, it doesn't resolve any of the questions broached at the outset, and proves unfortunately quite unsatisfying.

What I did admire was the film's ambitious production design. There are some great locations selected that look suitably futuristic, complimented by wonderful (if chintzy) TV-style sci-fi interiors. The costuming has a similar LOST IN SPACE / early STAR TREK vibe I appreciated, and overall it seems like a lot of work went into this regional production. It's a shame the script couldn't have gone through a few more rewrites, as there are the raw materials of a real winner here.

I second the motion

[lor_ · 8 June 2022]

Agreeing substantially with the first (and only) IMDb review of this softcore porn rediscovery posted a year ago, I found this odd indie feature intriguing for a few reels, even prophetic, but it soon devolved into painfully amateurish, even embarrassing filmmaking.

Back in my movie buff life in the '70s, I saw many unsung classics, the sort of movies latterly promoted by Tarantino and others, as well as seeing "unreleasable" films (at midnight and after-hours screenings at theaters like NYC's legendary Thalia). What latter had in common was an unfinished or at least half-baked aspect more likely to elicit head-scratching "Wha?" or groaning reactions.

I was a big, big fan of George Lucas"s "THX 1138" back in 1971, having already enjoyed his short "THX 1138 4EB" at a Cinema 16 midnight program years before. "Things to Come" is in the same vein, even copying for one late scene the white-out backdrop, but instead of introducing a major talent it is becomes almost campy -that is, silly in the extreme while pretending to be serious.

This dystopia is very similar to "Westworld", more the recent TV series than the original Crichton movie the filmmakers were clearly ripping off. Even the themes, criticizing in a still-timely (witness the growing crisis of mass-murder events and lingering power of America's gun fetish culture) way the embracing of sex and particularly violence as entertainment, plus the lack of empathy for human life. Latter theme, though way too heavy-handed here, is like "Westworld" showing how fear of "the other" can insulate us from sympathy, in this case the notion that killing androids (machines) is fine and dandy since they aren't human. Sounds like a serial killer's type of philosophy.

Filmmakers also throw in some fashionable (and durable) mocking of feminism and a very cornball criticism of escapist TV. But fatally condemning this movie to obscurity, less obscure thanks to finding a print and foisting it on a cultish video public 40 years after, is the consistently desultory softcore sex scenes, anti-arousing as the deprogramming of Malcolm McDowell in "A Clockwork Orange" (minus the toothpicks to keep one'e eyes open). A plethora of unattractive women, mostly nude and sporting bushes that look suspiciously like merkins from the prop department, is really reprehensible in a sex movie. Drive-in cinemas where I lived (in Ohio) were constantly showing far better German import "Schoolgirls Report" movies at the time, not junk like "Things to Come".

And the depiction of BDSM, with bondage and whipping recurring as the subject matter of sex, is ridiculous, more in keeping with S&M movies from a decade earlier.

Rollerball Meets Logan's Run, but not H.G. Wells

[rdfranciscritic · 23 February 2023]

So, do you remember the cheap jack Canadian Star Wars rip-off from 1979, The Shape of Things to Come -- that had nothing to do with H. G. Wells, but starred Jack Palance and his army of errant "Robby the Robot" overgrown pop corn poppers?

Well, things have shaped up for the worse.

Well, maybe not. While failing on the film disciplines aspect, the story here is pretty intelligent -- on the narrative level of this film's production-level doppelganger, THX 1138 (1971) from George Lucas.

However, due to its adult-driven shenanigans, Things to Come (1976) -- a drive-in regional, San Antonio, Texas-shot rip of Star Trek meets Logan's Run -- is a difficult recommend due to its occasional adult content via inserts. Yes, inserts, because: this is a society addicted to sex via television as a form of governmental control. So, there's a little foreshadow of David Cronenberg's Videodrome (1983) in the frames. (Look for the lazy husband who is on his "mandatory" months-long leave from his job; he argues with his wife's ambition and her wanting to go outside for walks. "Why?" he yells: everything I need (sex) is on television (via movies and TV series).)

You see, in Rollerball: the masses were placated by a government providing all of their needs; all "wants" of food, jobs, and entertainment eliminated. Even the wants of violence.

In this San Antonio-based world: the masses are of the Logan's Run variety: all young and pretty. They're also provided violence via the televised matches held in "The Pleasuredome," a "death sport" arena. Ah, but what Rollerball didn't show us, Things to Come, does: sex is also broadcast over television (or some type of cable television that we did not yet know).

Let's not forget: this film was made in 1975, so its production was more than likely sparked by the announcement of the then-hot George Lucas gearing up Star Wars. So, as we look at our digital lives in 2023 -- with the easy of accessing adult materials and the resulting addictions that have arisen from one's Internet travels -- Things to Come got it right. The concept: not the technology. You know, like when the fate of the world was held on a Kraco analog cassette tape in Escape from New York (1981). Well, maybe the tech in this San Antonio world is a throwback to the old Showtime premium channel "After Dark" days -- only you don't need a subscription.

Anyway, what we really came for: the Rollerball meets Roger Corman's Death Race 2000 (1975) "deathcycles" -- complete with wedge-cutting blades -- that appear in a subplot about a deathsport game held in "The Pleasuredome" to entertain the masses -- as the bikers hunt Westworld-styled (1973), female-android/pleasure bots with out-of-date technology being put to pasture (that brings on an M. Night Shyamalan-styled twist that pulls all the narrative threads together).

Yes, the "murder bikes" are as cardboardish as they seem. Yes, the game is a little like Lucio Fulci's "Kill Bike" in his later Warriors of the Year 2072 (1984). Did Corman rip off these bikes for his later apoc'er, Deathsport (1979)? Probably.

Is Deathsport -- which is pretty awful in its own awfulness -- better than this? Yes. Do we still enjoy this -- even in the version where the adult content is cut and just implied (making the film an easier, quicker watch). Yes.