Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)
Salma Hayek: Kitty Softpaws
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Quotes
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Goldilocks : [to Kitty] I thought you were on a spiritual retreat.
Kitty Softpaws : Namaste.
Goldilocks : And you're supposed to be dead!
Puss in Boots : I got better?
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Perrito : I'm Puss's best friend!
Puss in Boots : No, he isn't!
Perrito : And his therapy dog.
Puss in Boots : Definitely not!
Kitty Softpaws : Finally! You need therapy!
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Kitty Softpaws : [looks in the sky] I hate to say it... but should we make a wish?
Puss in Boots : Kitty, one life spent with you is all I could ever wish for.
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Kitty Softpaws : [Regarding Puss' beard] What is this? Are you a pirate now?
Puss in Boots : I think it looks... distinguished.
Kitty Softpaws : It looks like a possum crawled on your face and died. Of shame.
Puss in Boots : Please mock me quietly.
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Perrito : Okay, Kitty, I think I've got it now.
[tries to do cute eyes, but starts bulging his eye]
Perrito : Trust me!
Kitty Softpaws : Easy, easy. You're gonna give yourself a hernia. Here, one more time. Like this.
[shows cute eyes]
Kitty Softpaws : Trust me.
Perrito : Aw. But of course I trust you and Puss, even without the eyes.
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Puss in Boots : Without my nine lives, I'm not... I'm not...
Kitty Softpaws : What, "The Legend"? I knew I couldn't compete with your true love.
[Throws the map at him]
Kitty Softpaws : Here, get your lives back. Just keep them away from mine.
Puss in Boots : Kitty! Death is after me!
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Goldilocks : So long, ya plonkers!
Kitty Softpaws : [In Spanish] I'm going to make you all into bath mats!
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Kitty Softpaws : [In Spanish] Where did that idiot and his dog go?
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Kitty Softpaws : You know, when you said Death was after you, I thought you were just being melodramatic.
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Perrito : I'm supposed to be a fearless hero; a legend, but without lives to spare, I am... nothing. I need that wish to get my lives back.
Perrito : You should tell Kitty. She would understan...
Puss in Boots : No, no, no, no. She cannot hear of this.
Perrito : [confused] Okay?
Kitty Softpaws : [grunts in anger] ¿Adónde fueron ese idiota y su perro?
Puss in Boots : Kitty will never trust me again; not after Santa Coloma.
Perrito : But that's just one bad heist.
Puss in Boots : Santa Coloma wasn't a heist, Perrito. It was a church, with a priest, and guests... and Kitty. Everything but me. I ran away, then, too.
Perrito : Oh...
[begins to understand]
Perrito : Oh.
[gasps in realization]
Perrito : OH!
[whispers]
Perrito : You left her at the altar?
Puss in Boots : It was wrong, I know. I am ashamed. I just wish I hadn't hurt her so badly. I regret that day.
Perrito : So... maybe you should tell that to Kitty. Might make her feel better. Might make you feel better, too.
Kitty Softpaws : [calling out] Puss? Dog? Oh, there you are.
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[Puss is at the Wishing Star, preparing to make his wish]
Puss in Boots : Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish...
Kitty Softpaws : I can't believe I fell for it again.
Puss in Boots : Kitty, you don't understand.
Kitty Softpaws : Don't understand what? That you've been playing me this whole time?
Puss in Boots : I need this wish.
Kitty Softpaws : Oh, yeah? You wanna know what *my* wish was? Someone, *anyone* I could trust.
[Kitty swipes the map from Puss and points her Gatito Blade at him]
Puss in Boots : Hey!
Kitty Softpaws : In my whole life, I've never had that, but I thought I finally found that someone, without a wish. I thought it was you, but you're still running, still the same old Puss in Boots.
Puss in Boots : But I am not, I am not Puss in Boots. I am.. I am on my last life. I need to get my lives back. Without them, I am not... I am *not*...
Kitty Softpaws : What? The legend?
[chuckles sadly]
Kitty Softpaws : I still can't compete with your one true love. Go on. Get your lives back.
[Puss gasps as he grabs the map]
Kitty Softpaws : Just keep them out of mine.
Perrito : [whimpers]
Puss in Boots : kitty! Death Is After Me!
Kitty Softpaws : [confused] What?
Jack Horner : I've been called a lot of things... but never Death. I like it. That's *my* wish!
Mama Bear : Oi! That's Goldi's wish!
[Goldi, Papa Bear and Baby Bear arrive at the Star, as the final battle initiates]
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Kitty Softpaws : Nice granny bag, Little Jack.
Jack Horner : It's not granny bag! It is a magic nanny bag.
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Jack Horner : Kitty Softpaws. My, you have a lot of nerve coming back here.
Kitty Softpaws : Please. I was the best thief you ever hired.
Jack Horner : You robbed me!
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Kitty Softpaws : Why are you so ridiculous, dog? What's your story?
Perrito : My story? Oh, it's actually a very funny story.
[laughs]
Perrito : Back when I was a pup, me and my litter mates lived with a family. A family full of pranksters who liked to play hide-and-seek, and I was always "it". Pick on the little guy, am I right?
Perrito : They tried putting me in a packing crate, a dumpster. No matter how hard they tried, I'd always find them. So one day, they get creative and they put me in a sock with a rock in it.
[laughs]
Perrito : And then throw me in a river!
[falls over laughing]
Perrito : I gnawed a hole in the sock and I swam to the surface.
[Puss and Kitty look horrified]
Perrito : Never found them or my litter mates, so I guess I'm still "it"!
[laughs]
Kitty Softpaws : Wow, that is the saddest funny story I've ever heard.
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Kitty Softpaws : What's your name?
Perrito : Oh, I've been called all kinds of things. Dog. Bad Dog. Stupid Dog. Hey You! You There! Get Out! Leave It! Drop It! Big Rat. Small Pig. Rat Face. Butt Nugget.
[beep]
Perrito : For Brains. You know, that sort of thing.
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Kitty Softpaws : What's your deal, anyway? You run with the Chihuahua Gang?
Perrito : I don't think so.
Kitty Softpaws : I don't believe you.
Perrito : That's okay. As long as you believe in yourself.
Kitty Softpaws : Wha..is he deranged?
Puss in Boots : Yep.
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Kitty Softpaws : You know what trust gets you? A sock, a rock and a swim in the river.
Perrito : You have to trust somebody, right?
Kitty Softpaws : Not me. Uh-uh. Whenever I've let my guard down, I've been double-crossed, declawed, played and betrayed. Never again. I am a solo act. I keep my secrets and I play my cards close. That's how you get a winning hand. Take it from me; never trust anyone.
