Community (TV Series)
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television (2015)
Jim Rash: Dean Pelton
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : Things have a certain structure to them, you know? If we stray from it, we're weird, if we stick to it, we're boring.
Dean Pelton : Yeah, but isn't that more about the shape of your brain, Abed? I mean, no offense or anything. But isn't the shape of your brain kinda fucked up?
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Abed Nadir : Shirley or Elroy?
Dean Pelton : See, that's racist, man. Shirley *or* Elroy? That's racist. How about they both come back? How about there's a whole third black person?
Abed Nadir : Where do they all sit?
Dean Pelton : They... well, they sit wherever they want to sit, as of the 1960s.
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Dean Pelton : [on the P.A. system] School's out, bitches. Congratulations, Greendale students! We've pulled off another year and we're still standing. Take that, health inspector, building inspector, foundation inspector, water line inspector, geologist, exterminator, plumber, and dad.
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Dean Pelton : [In some of the pitches, the Dean is seen wearing only a diaper] What is with this diaper thing? Is it about shaming me?
Britta Perry : Do you really want a bunch of people dressing you?
Dean Pelton : [Looks at Jeff] It would be polite to try.