Space Cop (2016 Video)

Rich Evans: Space Cop, Bar Patron

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• Detective Ted Cooper : [Space cop is eating a large hot dog]  You sure do like eating those things Space cop. Do you even know what hot dogs are made of?

  Space Cop : Processed horse penis and Chinese people. At least they are in the future.

  Space Cop : [pause]  You know what I miss most about the future?

  Detective Ted Cooper : What's that?

  Space Cop : Hot dogs

• Zorba : There's a 90% chance this will work

  Space Cop : I don't like those odds

• Space Cop : [Walking out of Agnon's office with a dish of M&Ms]  I'm confiscating these... they're M-&-evidence.

• Space Cop : What? We saw where he went, now we level the building. That's police work.

• Space Cop : *I* didn't kill the baby, the hot water did.

• Space Cop : You bastards slightly injured my partner. Now it's personal.

• Space Cop : [when he falls]  FUCK MY BALLS!

• Space Cop : Time's Up.

  Moon Mayor : What?

  Space Cop : What?

• Detective Ted Cooper : [Space cop is eating a large hot dog]  You sure do like eating those things Space cop. Do you even know what hot dogs are made of?

  Space Cop : Processed horse p***s and Chinese people. At least they are in the future.

  Space Cop : [pause]  You know what I miss most about the future?

  Detective Ted Cooper : What's that?

  Space Cop : Hot dogs