Undercover Grandpa (2017)

Jesse Bostick: Wendell

Quotes 

• Wendell : Let me know when you start collecting fingernails and used tissues.

• Wendell : "Moody loner" is a red flag, not a personality.

• Harry : Meet the last of the UNIVAC 2000s. Built it myself, like everything else in here.

  Wendell : Jake, the calculator on my phone is more sophisticated than this thing.

  Harry : Well, maybe the Japs have got you fooled into thinking that phone of yours is the cat's teats, but I ain't never met a communication system that could keep out old reliable here.

  Wendell : My phone's from Korea.

  Harry : Koreans make phones? Well, what's next? We make pals with the Cubans?

• Wendell : Why don't you just put us both out of our misery and ask Angie out?

  Jake Bouchard : Ask her out? What are you, nuts? I grew up with her. I've known her since I was four.

  Wendell : Even better. I'd be like dating your own sister - in not a creepy dating-your-own-sister kind of way.

• Wendell : We can't fight the Krakhovians. We got midterms next week.