The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Leftover Thermalization (2015)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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• Sheldon Cooper : Was it my fault that I have a bigger reputation than he does?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : It's not your fault.

  Sheldon Cooper : Is it my fault that my name comes first alphabetically on the title?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Not at all.

  Sheldon Cooper : Is it my fault that when they identified me as lead scientist I didn't correct them?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Hey, look at that pretty bird!

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Sheldon and Leonard are arguing during dinner]  Hey! Sheldon, Leonard, living room right now!

  Sheldon Cooper : [Sheldon and Leonard follow her]  She said my name first, that must kill you.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : [yelling from off screen, sounding eerily familiar to everyone]  I don't know what you think you're doing, but this is a very difficult time for my husband! We're eating the last food his mother ever made and you are gonna throw it at each other like children? Whatever it is you're fighting about, put it aside, go back in there and be a good friend to Howard or there's no dessert for either of you! Look at me when I'm talking to you! And don't think...

  Howard Wolowitz : [Bernadette keeps yelling]  Do you guys ever notice sometimes Bernadette sounds like my mom?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't hear it.

  Raj Koothrappali : No, not at all.

  Stuart Bloom : Nah.

  Penny : Not really.

• Sheldon Cooper : All he had was an idea.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, that's an important part.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, please. I have ideas all day long. Reverse Sea World where dolphins are allowed to pet people. A new clothing size between medium and large called marge. Snow White as retold from the point of view of Sneezy. Why won't Doc prescribe him something? We finally find out.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Leonard's idea was good.

  Sheldon Cooper : Fine. Then Grumpy. Why is he so grumpy all the time? Maybe his girlfriend won't take his side.

• Sheldon Cooper : I have mixed feelings about doing interviews. I like the part where I talk. I do not like the part where the other man talks.

• Sheldon Cooper : [Giving Leonard a shoulder massage]  You relax all of your muscles. Except for your pubococcygeus and your anal sphincter. Let's keep those tight.

  Leonard Hofstadter : [about the massage]  Sheldon, that won't be necessary.

  Sheldon Cooper : Of course it is. They control urine and faeces.