The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Leftover Thermalization (2015)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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• Howard Wolowitz : Oh, man. This is the boutineer from my high school prom. A piece of cake from my Bar Mitzvah.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Did she throw anything away?

  Howard Wolowitz : No. If I find my foreskin, I'm gonna kill myself.

• Penny : I don't think I've eaten that much in my entire life.

  Howard Wolowitz : That's why my people wandered the desert for forty years. Took that long to walk it off.

• Howard Wolowitz : Stuart, we're home!

  Raj Koothrappali : I think it's nice that you're letting him live in your home.

  Howard Wolowitz : Well, we tried putting him over by the curb, but nobody took him.

• Howard Wolowitz : It's all defrosting.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : It's okay. It's only food

  Howard Wolowitz : No, it's not just food! This is the last food my mother ever made. This is her last brisket. This is her last meat loaf. This is her last... I have no idea what this is, but it's her last one.

• Howard Wolowitz : Thanks for helping us sort through all of Ma's stuff.

  Raj Koothrappali : No problem. I know what it's like to go through a loved one's belongings. My uncle was a believer of Krishna, but when we went through his stuff, we found a statue of Shiva. It's not Crips and Bloods, but in India that is a thing.

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Sheldon and Leonard are arguing during dinner]  Hey! Sheldon, Leonard, living room right now!

  Sheldon Cooper : [Sheldon and Leonard follow her]  She said my name first, that must kill you.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : [yelling from off screen, sounding eerily familiar to everyone]  I don't know what you think you're doing, but this is a very difficult time for my husband! We're eating the last food his mother ever made and you are gonna throw it at each other like children? Whatever it is you're fighting about, put it aside, go back in there and be a good friend to Howard or there's no dessert for either of you! Look at me when I'm talking to you! And don't think...

  Howard Wolowitz : [Bernadette keeps yelling]  Do you guys ever notice sometimes Bernadette sounds like my mom?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't hear it.

  Raj Koothrappali : No, not at all.

  Stuart Bloom : Nah.

  Penny : Not really.

• Howard Wolowitz : [about his mom's matzo ball soup]  She always had some handy when I got sick. Mom always believed her cooking could cure anything. Including the food poisoning I got... from her cooking.

• Raj Koothrappali : Okay, so we've got 3 briskets, 4 meat loafs, one lasagna...

  Howard Wolowitz : No, that's noodle kugel.

  Raj Koothrappali : One Jewish lasagna...