The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Comic Book Store Regeneration (2015)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : [after Howard learns his mother died] May I say something?
Leonard Hofstadter : Not now, Sheldon.
Howard Wolowitz : No, it's okay. Go ahead.
Sheldon Cooper : When my father died, I had no friends to help me through it. You do.
Penny : [Crying] I really thought he was going to say "let it go."
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Penny : How's Howard holding up?
Raj Koothrappali : He's hanging in there.
Leonard Hofstadter : How are you doing, Stuart?
Stuart Bloom : Still can't believe she's gone. I mean, that woman took me in. If it wasn't for her, I, I would have been homeless.
Amy Farrah Fowler : One of us would have taken you in.
Stuart Bloom : Yeah, I don't recall any offers. But, you know what, uh, I, I'm glad it worked out the way it did because I got to know this wonderful person.
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah. Mrs. Wolowitz was pretty special. When I first moved to America, Howard was my only friend and she made me feel so welcome in her home. Which says a lot, because, those first few years, she thought I was the gardener.
Penny : Whenever I saw her, she'd say I was too skinny and try and feed me.
Amy Farrah Fowler : She did that to me, too.
Penny : Don't take this away from me.
Sheldon Cooper : I didn't care for her yelling. But now that I'm not going to hear it again, I'm sad.
Leonard Hofstadter : If you want, I can yell at you later.
Sheldon Cooper : It won't be as good.
Leonard Hofstadter : Let's have a toast. To Mrs. Wolowitz. A loving mother to all of us. We'll miss you.
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Sheldon : When I lost my own father, I didn't have any friends to help me through it. You do.
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Sheldon Cooper : Is that all you have, shopworn tidbits like "talk to her" and "let it go"? Gee, Penny, life's given me lemons, what should I do?
Penny : Well, you could shove 'em somewhere.
Sheldon Cooper : Okay, now you're getting creative.
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Sheldon Cooper : Why didn't you help me out when I was stuck in string theory?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I did. You said the only math biologists know is when they have three frogs and one hops away and you have two frogs.
Sheldon Cooper : That is funny, it does sound like me.
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[Opening lines]
Sheldon Cooper : I invented a new science joke. Would you like to hear it?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Of course
Sheldon Cooper : How many Edisons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Amy Farrah Fowler : How many?
Sheldon Cooper : None, because he stole the idea for the lightbulb and doesn't deserve his own joke.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Is that true?
Sheldon Cooper : Of course. That's how you know it's a good joke. It entertains and educates.
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Penny : What's going on?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm mad at Amy.
Penny : Did she leave pit stains in your favorite crop top too?
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Penny : I can't believe you were testing me against a chimp.
Sheldon Cooper : Well excuse me, Amy was testing you. I was rooting for you. Good job on that banana box, by the way.
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Penny : Imagine your problems are a pen.
Sheldon Cooper : Okay.
Penny : Now imagine you're holding that pen.
[Sheldon holds up his hand as if he were holding a pen]
Penny : Now open your hand and let it go.
Sheldon Cooper : But I just got this pen! It's got my initials on it and everything. Look.
[Holds up empty hand]
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Sheldon Cooper : That doesn't mean that you should be standing on street corners handing out your math to whatever guy comes along.
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Penny : Try thinking about something else.
Sheldon Cooper : Can I think about the spiny anteater?
Penny : Sure.
Sheldon Cooper : The spiny anteater... did not go behind my back and help Barry Kripke. That did not help at all.