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Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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  • Sheldon Cooper : [after Howard learns his mother died]  May I say something?

    Leonard Hofstadter : Not now, Sheldon.

    Howard Wolowitz : No, it's okay. Go ahead.

    Sheldon Cooper : When my father died, I had no friends to help me through it. You do.

    Penny : [Crying]  I really thought he was going to say "let it go."

  • Penny : How's Howard holding up?

    Raj Koothrappali : He's hanging in there.

    Leonard Hofstadter : How are you doing, Stuart?

    Stuart Bloom : Still can't believe she's gone. I mean, that woman took me in. If it wasn't for her, I, I would have been homeless.

    Amy Farrah Fowler : One of us would have taken you in.

    Stuart Bloom : Yeah, I don't recall any offers. But, you know what, uh, I, I'm glad it worked out the way it did because I got to know this wonderful person.

    Raj Koothrappali : Yeah. Mrs. Wolowitz was pretty special. When I first moved to America, Howard was my only friend and she made me feel so welcome in her home. Which says a lot, because, those first few years, she thought I was the gardener.

    Penny : Whenever I saw her, she'd say I was too skinny and try and feed me.

    Amy Farrah Fowler : She did that to me, too.

    Penny : Don't take this away from me.

    Sheldon Cooper : I didn't care for her yelling. But now that I'm not going to hear it again, I'm sad.

    Leonard Hofstadter : If you want, I can yell at you later.

    Sheldon Cooper : It won't be as good.

    Leonard Hofstadter : Let's have a toast. To Mrs. Wolowitz. A loving mother to all of us. We'll miss you.

  • Sheldon : When I lost my own father, I didn't have any friends to help me through it. You do.

  • Sheldon Cooper : Is that all you have, shopworn tidbits like "talk to her" and "let it go"? Gee, Penny, life's given me lemons, what should I do?

    Penny : Well, you could shove 'em somewhere.

    Sheldon Cooper : Okay, now you're getting creative.

  • Sheldon Cooper : Why didn't you help me out when I was stuck in string theory?

    Amy Farrah Fowler : I did. You said the only math biologists know is when they have three frogs and one hops away and you have two frogs.

    Sheldon Cooper : That is funny, it does sound like me.

  • [Opening lines] 

    Sheldon Cooper : I invented a new science joke. Would you like to hear it?

    Amy Farrah Fowler : Of course

    Sheldon Cooper : How many Edisons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Amy Farrah Fowler : How many?

    Sheldon Cooper : None, because he stole the idea for the lightbulb and doesn't deserve his own joke.

    Amy Farrah Fowler : Is that true?

    Sheldon Cooper : Of course. That's how you know it's a good joke. It entertains and educates.

  • Penny : What's going on?

    Sheldon Cooper : I'm mad at Amy.

    Penny : Did she leave pit stains in your favorite crop top too?

  • Penny : I can't believe you were testing me against a chimp.

    Sheldon Cooper : Well excuse me, Amy was testing you. I was rooting for you. Good job on that banana box, by the way.

  • Penny : Imagine your problems are a pen.

    Sheldon Cooper : Okay.

    Penny : Now imagine you're holding that pen.

    [Sheldon holds up his hand as if he were holding a pen] 

    Penny : Now open your hand and let it go.

    Sheldon Cooper : But I just got this pen! It's got my initials on it and everything. Look.

    [Holds up empty hand] 

  • Sheldon Cooper : That doesn't mean that you should be standing on street corners handing out your math to whatever guy comes along.

  • Penny : Try thinking about something else.

    Sheldon Cooper : Can I think about the spiny anteater?

    Penny : Sure.

    Sheldon Cooper : The spiny anteater... did not go behind my back and help Barry Kripke. That did not help at all.

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