- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Why are you in my truck?
- Bartholomew 'Butch': Drive already, before someone sees us. I got a reputation to maintain.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Maybe, just maybe, you'd have to act more - human.
- Steel: Said the half-alien boy, hee-hee.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Butch, why do you act like such a bully when, maybe, you're kinda not?
- Bartholomew 'Butch': It's kind of hard to explain. It's just what everyone expects. D'you ever feel that you can't really be yourself around your friends.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Actually, yeah, sometimes.
- Steel: All the time.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Sorry, guys. I have to go help my, b'ah, cousin, uh, feed his avatar. We could talk later.
- Bartholomew 'Butch': Maxie, give me your pants!
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: What?
- Bartholomew 'Butch': Or let me spread shaving cream on your head, or pie you. Maybe I have a pie in the football bag. We need to find a pie, so I can pie you.
- Steel: Your new friend Butch here has completely lost his mind.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Is Kirby a... Soda Link?
- Steel: That's just plain silly.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: [as Kirby takes aim] Look out! Incoming refreshment!