- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: [hovering in midair] Hey, uh, excuse me.
- Dwayne: Huh?
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Either of you slimeballs have kids?
- Dwayne: Uh-huh.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Okay. Can you give me one good reason why a parent would keep a huge secret from their child?
- Steel: Sure, ask a crook for family advice.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Yeah, yeah.
- [back to Dwayne]
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Well?
- Dwayne: Duh, well, the parent might be ashamed of the secret. That's why my kids don't know I'm a thief, heh. They think I'm a stuntman/lion tamer/astronaut, heh-heh-heh. Cool, huh?
- Vin: Yeah-yeah, b-but some parents keep secrets just 'cause they're mean, you know? Like... like one time my dad said he was gonna go to the store. Yeah, he said "I'll be right back," so he left and then he...
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Never came back?
- Vin: No, he came back with vanilla ice cream. He knows I hate vanilla. My favorite is chocolate.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: You guys are no help. Enjoy your fall.
- [cuts their parachute lines]
- Sydney Gardner: Mr. Thornhill is going to love our scene from Romeo and Juliet.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Yeah, he'd better. You know, we rented costumes, built a set and printed playbills - though it seems like overkill for a scene with only six lines - but...
- Steel: Uh, Max? Tanks.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Thanks for what?
- Steel: No, tanks, TANKS!
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: You're... welcome? Oh, tanks. TANKS!
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: I thank goodness for seat belts and airbags.
- Steel: And for little tree-shaped air fresheners.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Really?
- Steel: What? You HAD eggs for breakfast.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: [receiving a call amid battle] Mom, that you? Are you okay?
- Sydney Gardner: No, it's Sydney. Where are you? We're about to do our scene.
- Kirby Kowalski: Hurry, dude. I think this hat is getting stuck to my head.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Sorry, Sydney, but I'm, uh... chasing down the paperboy. He, uh, accidentally gave us the Chinese newspaper and, uh, I can't understand the comics.
- Sydney Gardner: What? Just get here - ASAP!